Big game tomorrow?

[Alan Maze]

Noticed you are back to playing a 'proper' team tomorrow, not some Mickey Mouse 'pub team' like Histon, who play in that tin pot league called the Blue Square Premier.
What was the score again last week? Its slipped my mind for a second.

[reeves4england]

The average human being is capable of remembering two single digit numbers for many weeks, if not months. It's a shame that we can't all match that standard. My thoughts are with you, and those who have to put up with you.

[Alan Maze]

Thanks for your concern, but I'm just fine. I can easily remember the score but was hoping one of you smug bastards would just repeat it for me one more time.
Funny thing is, you all think the conference is a joke, but believe me the standard isn't far off yours. Last Saturday proved that.

[Don Rogers Shop]

No the conference is not a joke just you now fuck off i am tired

[Samdy Gray]

The conference is the poorest excuse of a football league ever - FACT!

[Nemo]

1     Burton Albion     18     8     34
2    Kettering    17    9    32
3    Torquay    17    9    31
4    Histon    16    9    31
5    Crawley Town    17    11    30
6    Kidderminster    17    9    30
7    Cambridge Utd    17    6    30
8    Wrexham    16    9    27
9    Stevenage    17    0    27
10    Rushden & D'monds    18    5    26
11    Weymouth    18    0    26
12    Barrow    17    -3    24
13    York    17    1    23
14    Salisbury    17    -1    23
15    Oxford Utd    17    -1    22
16    Altrincham    17    -5    22
17    Ebbsfleet United    17    2    20
18    Eastbourne Borough    17    -9    20
19    Mansfield    17    -1    17
20    Woking    17    -7    16
21    Forest Green    17    -9    16
22    Northwich    18    -9    13
23    Grays Athletic    17    -12    12
24    Lewes    17    -21    11

[Batch]

non-league Samdy, non-league.

Is Maze Oxford? If he is how retarded do you have to be to try and take the piss from that position.

[reeves4england]

I wasn't sure, seeing as he referred to the Conference as a tin pot league. Either way, he's entirely wrong in saying the Conference is a similar standard to League 1. We're near the bottom on league 1, put in a totally inept performance and only lost by a single goal to one of the top teams in the Conference...who trashed Oxford!

[Maurice Malpas]

Are there any jobs going in the BSP? I fancy showing off my sexy brand of football on setanta tv.

[Alan Maze]

Now that's more like it. Now you're getting the hang of it.

So when did Histon 'thrash' Oxford?

There's nothing you can say to hurt us anymore, we've heard it all. We've been shyte for years, but then again, so have you. We could well fold within the next 6 months. Its so easy to slip in to the abyss that is the conference, and so bloody difficult to get back out. It just made my day when you lost to Histon, after you lot coming on our forum and mugging us off about being a sunday league pub team. You can't be far behind.

Having said all that I genuinely would not wish the BSP on our worst enemies. Yes, that means you. Whatever you do, don't get relegated this year. And I really mean it boys and girls.

[Bogus Dave]

We wont. Never you fear

[Samdy Gray]

I like how you think you can come on here and say we're shit for losing to Histon when you've also lost to them, Barrow, Weymouth, Wrexham, Kidderminster, Crawley, Lewes, Altrincham and Forest Green.

[Simon Pieman]

Oxford are a bit like us in the fact that we probably think we deserve to be a bit higher up the league than we think, when in reality League 1 is about our level. Only thing with Oxford is that there level appears to be the BSP against Sunday league pub teams we really should have beaten.

[Alan Maze]

Keep up Samdy. I've already told you that there's nothing you can say that will hurt us any more. We've been disgraceful this past 18 months. You forgot to mention Tonbridge Angels away in the Setanta Shield.

And as for STFC Dave, that's what we thought but then it happened. You are financially screwed like the rest of us. Don't think for one minute that you're not. If you keep hiring and firing managers you'll definitely be in relegation trouble this season. Surely Ian Holloway isn't interested in managing you lot? Where has that come from?

[Samdy Gray]

You are financially screwed like the rest of us.

Hahaha, my sides are splitting.