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Bogus Dave
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« on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 18:45:14 »

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Sainsburys basic pizza - £0.99
Sainsburys basic baked beans - £0.29
Housemates leftover cheese - £0.00

The best goddam pizza ever made in the history of the universe - Priceless
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 18:49:13 »

that may taste good dave, but that looks like my puke after a dodgy korma
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 18:53:39 »

Waller's liposcuction afterbirth
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 18:55:47 »

no such thing as "leftover cheese"  Dave.

You have stolen that Cheese my friend and you should pay with your life!
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:08:48 »

har har. what he doesn't know wont hurt him
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:12:23 »

Oh dear dave.

That's nearly as bad as my old staple of pasta cheese and beans, a bowl of which could keep you going for a few days on little else.

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Sussex

« Reply #6 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:20:44 »

The sloppy knife and fork garnish is a nice touch.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:40:36 »

My own chunder has just killed my laptop......

That has to go down in history as a classic student meal though. Well done ginge.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:57:48 »

why did you put the knife and fork ON the pizza!?

i had smoked haddock, which was beauts.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 19:59:48 »

a short list off the top of my head of words i hate:

carnage
random
epic
banter
safe
literally

they're almost always used by cunts. i'm sure you're an exception dave.
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dell boy

« Reply #10 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:15:32 »

Are they pet bowls at the top of the table, if they are even your pets would turn down that non-dogs dinner...
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:47:08 »

I dont usually use epic, but my latvain housemate uses it to describe everything so its stuck

Of course their not fucking pet bowls.
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:50:17 »

a short list off the top of my head of words i hate:

carnage
random
epic
banter
safe
literally

they're almost always used by cunts. i'm sure you're an exception dave.

Meh, if "mint" isn't on the list then I'd say you were also a cunt.

Literally, this is epic banter.

Safe mate.
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dell boy

« Reply #13 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:50:45 »

I dont usually use epic, but my latvain housemate uses it to describe everything so its stuck

Of course their not fucking pet bowls.

I'm please they're not, if they had been I would have been forced to report you to the RSPCA.


What are those strange things at the end of the table?
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, November 10, 2008, 20:51:31 »

L to R

Plant pot
Mug
Wallet
Lamp
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