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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 21:49:14 »

GFM doesn't fish. apparently.
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 21:49:41 »

probably
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 21:54:38 »

Im confused is the dog 2 or is the laptop 2?
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 21:55:09 »

What a cuntish thing to say. I love walking my dog over the fields at 6am every morning. You're probably looking for a bite, but fuck off.

No I really hate dogs with a passion. I wouldn't hurt one but then again I wouldn't stop to if I saw one dying in the road, harsh but I just don't like the little shits.
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 21:57:19 »

nah dont have accidental,though im thinking of taking it out and chucking some coffee over the lap top ina couple of months time,would I get away with that ?

Possibly. Technically it's fraud but if they don't find out then what's the harm.
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 22:00:24 »

Only way to fix it is to get someone to take everything apart, clean up the bits which have come into contact with the dog piss and then put it all together again.
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 22:01:33 »

Possibly. Technically it's fraud but if they don't find out then what's the harm.

Whats the harm? Well for a start it's stealing. Would you rob a bottle of vodka from tesco? Secondly insurance fraud cost honest people like me anywhere up to 15% of the cost of a policy. Thirdly if you get caught you will never get any other type of insurnace policy again car, home lifer etc.
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 22:03:18 »

Im confused is the dog 2 or is the laptop 2?

hahah the lap top
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 22:05:23 »

Whats the harm? Well for a start it's stealing. Would you rob a bottle of vodka from tesco? Secondly insurance fraud cost honest people like me anywhere up to 15% of the cost of a policy. Thirdly if you get caught you will never get any other type of insurnace policy again car, home lifer etc.

Ah but if insurance fraud costs everyone an extra 15% then surely we should all get that 15% back by claiming.Oh and Id nick a bottle of vodka from a shop if I thought i could get away with it.
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 22:06:55 »

Good lad yeovil
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 22:07:20 »

What make is the laptop Yeovil?
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 22:09:31 »

dell i think
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 22:12:04 »

In that case it's Reg's fault.
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 22:15:12 »

If it's a Dell Inspiron I may be able to get it working again by opening it up and cleaning it out. Might be easier to spill the coffee over it though.
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, November 9, 2008, 22:22:42 »

Not to worry.
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