Little Things That Annoy You

[STFC_Gazza]

Following on from the other thread, now what little things annoy you.


-   Christmas shoppers
-   Teenage mothers stopping in the middle of a shop with their pushchairs to chat blocking the aisle
-   People who walk too slow
-   People who stink (excluding myself)

[herthab]

We did this a while back Gaz. The general consensus was that other people are fucking annoying.

[LucienSanchez]

My girlfriend. Seems she wants to start an arguement over anything. Take this morning for example:

GF: I've just ironed a shirt for you, let me know if it isn't good enough though and i'll iron something else
Me: Thanks thats ace, i'm sure it'll be fine
*Puts on shirt*
Me: Thats cool
GF: No it isn't. I'll do something else. I know i can't leave for work until you have something to wear
Me: No honestly it's fine. And it's only a Friday, go to work
GF: Great another arguement. You're such an ungrateful little fuck
Me: Eh?
GF: Piss off. I'm going to work
Me: Run along then princess
GF: Wanker

I can see me getting tired of this...

[Sussex]

My girlfriend. Seems she wants to start an arguement over anything. Take this morning for example:

GF: I've just ironed a shirt for you, let me know if it isn't good enough though and i'll iron something else
Me: Thanks thats ace, i'm sure it'll be fine
*Puts on shirt*
Me: Thats cool
GF: No it isn't. I'll do something else. I know i can't leave for work until you have something to wear
Me: No honestly it's fine. And it's only a Friday, go to work
GF: Great another arguement. You're such an ungrateful little fuck
Me: Eh?
GF: Piss off. I'm going to work
Me: Run along then princess
GF: Wanker

I can see me getting tired of this...

That made me smile Mr Sanchez. Oh so true..

[Colin Todd]

 

[tans]

Cunts taht walk in front of the car when you are driving when there is a set of traffic lights and a crossing 20 yrds up the road.

[chalkies_shorts]

Chavs breeding ever increasingly violent vacant chavs and contributing fuck all to society other than violence, a fucking big benefits bill, a big NHS bill for the victims of their violence and their 20 or 30 visits to maternity to drop out another deadbeat sprog and all this with an absolute contempt for the people picking up the bill.
Gas the fucking lot or at the very minimum sterilise the ungrateful, lazy cunts, stop their benefits and let the cunts starve to death. Fuck em.

[adje]

Chavs breeding ever increasingly violent vacant chavs and contributing fuck all to society other than violence, a fucking big benefits bill, a big NHS bill for the victims of their violence and their 20 or 30 visits to maternity to drop out another deadbeat sprog and all this with an absolute contempt for the people picking up the bill.
Gas the fucking lot or at the very minimum sterilise the ungrateful, lazy cunts, stop their benefits and let the cunts starve to death. Fuck em.

Doesn't seem like "a little thing"

[janaage]

Cunts taht walk in front of the car when you are driving when there is a set of traffic lights and a crossing 20 yrds up the road.

Arseholes who insist on using pedestrian crossings when they could have just crossed the road without having to stop every car on the road.

Running out of tea bags, and not finding out til it's time for the first thing in the morning brew.

Bill O'Reilly (although I'm addicted to seeing his stuff on youtube)

The M5 (near Bristol)

[pauld]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/people-who-know-how-to-f%2acking-park-on-brink-of-extinction-20070912397/

[janaage]

I tell you what would be a good afternoon's entertainment, wait around in a car park for someone to park like that, then you and a mate park your cars either side of the tosser so he has no chance of getting in the thing.  Would best work if a third friend then parked directly behind so he couldn't get in the boot.

Then watch from afar, laughing your arse off.  Leave it a while then just return to your cars and plead ignorance.

[Tails]

My girlfriend. Seems she wants to start an arguement over anything. Take this morning for example:

GF: I've just ironed a shirt for you, let me know if it isn't good enough though and i'll iron something else
Me: Thanks thats ace, i'm sure it'll be fine
*Puts on shirt*
Me: Thats cool
GF: No it isn't. I'll do something else. I know i can't leave for work until you have something to wear
Me: No honestly it's fine. And it's only a Friday, go to work
GF: Great another arguement. You're such an ungrateful little fuck
Me: Eh?
GF: Piss off. I'm going to work
Me: Run along then princess
GF: Wanker

I can see me getting tired of this...

I know how you feel!

[janaage]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/people-who-know-how-to-f%2acking-park-on-brink-of-extinction-20070912397/

Paul that site's quality, been reading loads of articles on there, Walcot one, Hamilton one and this...

'NAM THAT TUNE     

My Big Gap Year with Poppy Spalding


THURSDAY: HANOI


This week finds me in Hanoi, Vietnam - a place I've no real need to come to as I practically spent most of my childhood here. Not physically of course, but my Uncle Steve used to make us all watch Platoon every time we went over his house so I know this place like the back of my hand.

Charlie Sheen once said of Vietnam, 'I think I've made a big mistake in coming here, Grandma'. But the again he smoked crack all day and didn't know what he was talking about. Hanoi is not that bad.
 
Sometimes, when travelling, you have to get elbow deep in some pretty delicate situations. Like you, I had  heard about Vietnam's 'little problem' and so I've decided I might lend the Hanoi police a bit of assistance dealing with all their dirty 'paeds'. I believe I'm the right person for the job. For a start, I'm young - the paeds can relate to that. Second, my English is pretty good. And third, I've actually got experience in this field: one time I grassed-up Mr Churm, my second year chemistry teacher because he touched me on the tit as I was getting Bunsen burners out of the store cupboard.

But perhaps the most important thing about me is that I understand that paeds are actually psychologically damaged and must be treated accordingly. You have to speak slowly and carefully because their brains don't work like normal peoples. Take Paul Gadd for example. To me, the alarm bells should have started ringing when he chose his stage name. He could have taken any name in the world yet he still picked 'Gary'. I think when you're choosing a glam-rock name, you should try not to stray too far from your original name, thus avoiding problems with passports and the inevitable extradition process. A small tweak here and there and Paul Gadd becomes Paul Godd. This is a much better stage name, and creates an instant bond with whoever you're speaking to as many people place their trust in Godd.

But of course, my job here is not to instruct paeds on how to appear more trustworthy.  In many ways that would actually be counter productive. I'm just illustrating how easy it is for me to slip inside the mind of the beast. Sometimes you need to act selflessly and take one for the team - just like Willem Dafoe when he got shot twenty-five times in the back to Barber's Adagio for Strings. It was this wonderful example of self sacrifice and a totally amazing tune that inspired me to come to the 'Nam and do my own tour of duty. But with paeds instead of gooks. And that is what makes Hanoi the greatest city in the world.
 

[Batch]

My girlfriend. Seems she wants to start an arguement over anything. Take this morning for example:

GF: I've just ironed a shirt for you, let me know if it isn't good enough though and i'll iron something else
Me: Thanks thats ace, i'm sure it'll be fine
*Puts on shirt*
Me: Thats cool
GF: No it isn't. I'll do something else. I know i can't leave for work until you have something to wear
Me: No honestly it's fine. And it's only a Friday, go to work
GF: Great another arguement. You're such an ungrateful little fuck
Me: Eh?
GF: Piss off. I'm going to work
Me: Run along then princess
GF: Wanker

I can see me getting tired of this...

Best just ignore such conversations. It doesn't have to make sense. It's women logic. Don't waste your time trying it.

[pauld]

Paul that site's quality, been reading loads of articles on there, Walcot one, Hamilton one and this...

Can I also humbly recommend "Look at the size of this f*cking rat, say zoologists": http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/animals/animals-headlines/'look-at-the-size-of-this-f%2acking-rat'-say-zoologists-20080105608/

and "Bastard Americans ruin your life": http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/bastard-americans-ruin-your-life-200809301290/

and "Markets urged to make their fucking minds up": http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/markets-urged-to-make-their-fucking-minds-up--200810171332/

and "Under Fives not taking your shit anymore":
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/under-fives-not-taking-your-shit-any-more-200811071382/

And oooh, just the whole thing really