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Samdy Gray
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« on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 13:58:05 »

Don't go crawling around in your loft wearing only shorts and t-shirt.

I'm now sat here itching like fuck.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:20:55 »

I went up in ours the other week. I had a sweatshirt on. That was an error, it was boiling and I was itchy anyway.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:35:36 »

My sister rolled me in itching wool when we were little - cowbag!
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:41:15 »

I've got one.

Don't get pilled up and pissed up in the summer time at the (Old) bell, and then decide to go for a ride on your mountain bike topless in Lawn woods, ultimately crashing into a rather large bush of stinging nettles.

Doing that is Ill advised as it is rather uncomfortable and itchy.
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janaage
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:48:20 »

A wise old man once told me, if you're in the middle of shagging a cat, do not douse it in petrol and set it on fire, as a laugh.
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flammableBen

« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:52:26 »

The poison spell really kicks arse against the annoying rock monsters in classic late 80's computer game Dungeon Master.

EDIT: These fuckers...
[url width=64 height=57]http://dmweb.free.fr/files/DMCSB-Creature-RockPile.gif[/url]
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:56:19 »

I would have thought that only organic monsters would be affected by a poison spell.
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flammableBen

« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:57:15 »

I would have thought that only organic monsters would be affected by a poison spell.

They're organic in the middle.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 16:35:48 »

My sister rolled me in itching wool when we were little - cowbag!

You have a sister?! Great news.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:14:59 »

Shes younger than me too!!  Wink
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LucienSanchez

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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:18:00 »

Early thirties? Tee hee hee
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:21:05 »

OI!! your supposed to be on my side!! Im not gunna pretend in not dissapointed with that comment
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:24:49 »

You know i loves ya
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:27:55 »

ooo I can see your tatoo in real life at the quiz
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:32:35 »

that you can... with any luck it may be slightly modified by then also
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