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« on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:35:10 » |
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On my travels i was delivering at WH Smiths and had two palletts of heavy goods for Xmas,on getting there the spotty little twat of a manager who was about 19 stood and watched me struggle and after about 5 mins informed me he would send someone out to help me unload,true to his word a little old lady shuffled out and i told her that there was no way i was going to let her help me as it was much to heavy for her,so being the nice lady she was she made me a cuppa.
Already enraged that this excuse of a man could expect a little old lady to lift and help with boxes that were taller than herself i proceeded to tell her how much i admired her manager!
Your boss is a spotty twat
He better not come back out here
Does he know how ugly he is
And finally as she signed for the goods i asked her to tell her boss to get a life,some skin cream and if i saw him on the way out his glasses were going to be rammed up his ass.
No probs says the old lady i will let him know when i cook him his tea later...he comes round every monday
Sorry i says and i apologise for my language,and as she signs for the goods i tell her how lucky he is to have a nan like her.
Nan she says ime his effing mother!
I couldnt get out quick enough.
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tans
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:36:06 » |
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shouldve shagged her
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blinkpip
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 20:33:53 » |
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 I like reading the stories of Leefer the lorry man, seems to be one everyweek. This is got to be the best by far. 
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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ronnie21
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 21:13:04 » |
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 08:39:40 » |
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Thats good |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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Ardiles
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 08:40:32 » |
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Brilliant.
You should write a book! The first two chapters are already written.
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 09:52:17 » |
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Brilliant.
You should write a book! The first two chapters are already written.
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THE FLASH
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 10:17:01 » |
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Please write a daily blog....
Take no notice of Booker prize panelist Dons Shop!.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 10:34:34 » |
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Agreed
I want a blog on Lorrying
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 12:44:23 » |
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Leefer, were you Stig's lorrying cousin on Top Gear the other night?
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Arriba
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:05:15 » |
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hahaha.great post leefer.
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Colin Todd
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:07:31 » |
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what sort of truck do you drive leefer?
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:16:07 » |
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I saw a renault Magnum on the way to work today.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:31:31 » |
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foget the pedestrian Bus Simulator, Truck Simulator is here!
[url width=300 height=400]http://www.trucksimulators.nl/e107_images/custom/euro-truck-simulator-box-mockup.jpg[/url]
I wonder if it includes Confessions of a Truck Driver... scenarios?
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STFC_Gazza
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:39:45 » |
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On my travels i was delivering at WH Smiths and had two palletts of heavy goods for Xmas,on getting there the spotty little twat of a manager who was about 19 stood and watched me struggle and after about 5 mins informed me he would send someone out to help me unload,true to his word a little old lady shuffled out and i told her that there was no way i was going to let her help me as it was much to heavy for her,so being the nice lady she was she made me a cuppa.
Already enraged that this excuse of a man could expect a little old lady to lift and help with boxes that were taller than herself i proceeded to tell her how much i admired her manager!
Your boss is a spotty twat
He better not come back out here
Does he know how ugly he is
And finally as she signed for the goods i asked her to tell her boss to get a life,some skin cream and if i saw him on the way out his glasses were going to be rammed up his ass.
No probs says the old lady i will let him know when i cook him his tea later...he comes round every monday
Sorry i says and i apologise for my language,and as she signs for the goods i tell her how lucky he is to have a nan like her.
Nan she says ime his effing mother!
I couldnt get out quick enough.
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