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flammableBen

« on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 10:57:36 »

Answer then ask your own. I'll start off tame because knowing you lot this'll be dragged into a pit of depravity quicker than a Barrymore pool party.

Give up Beer and Cider

or

Give up Tea and Coffee
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sonic youth

« Reply #1 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:05:27 »

give up beer and cider.

would you rather be a zombie or a skeleton?
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:06:23 »

a skeleton!!

would you rather be in girls aloud or the pussy cat dolls?
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!




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« Reply #3 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:08:05 »

All of Girls Aloud in the same evening.

Would you rather be rich or happy?
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:09:24 »

Happy

Give John McCain a Blowjob, or let Barrack Obama do you up the rear?
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flammableBen

« Reply #5 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:21:29 »

Obama can rear me up whenever he wants.

Be in a plane which is crashing to the ground, or stuck in a lift which is about to fall from the top floor of a big building.
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool




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« Reply #6 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:23:58 »

Definately a plane, more chance of survival.

Shot in the head, or shot in the heart?
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:24:28 »

Heart, might get lucky!!


Would you rather have no knees or have no elbows?  A life with straight legs or straight arms?
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #8 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:27:15 »

No knees, I am shit at football anyway and I need my elbows for drinking.

Deaf or blind?
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:28:16 »

Not answering BR's question, leave that to someone else, but you realise how hard stairs would be without knees, and driving, and jumping.  Nightmare.
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #10 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:51:54 »

Would rather be Deaf,

Would you rather Anal warts or Penis Warts
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Lumps

« Reply #11 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:56:20 »

Definately a plane, more chance of survival.

Shot in the head, or shot in the heart?

Actually no-one ever dies in falling lifts anymore. It's virtually impossible to snap the average lift cable, and even if you did they're all now fitted with emergency air brakes that shoot out the side and stop them from ever crashing to the ground. You drop a bit and it's scarey but don't hit the ground.
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #12 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 12:00:19 »

Actually no-one ever dies in falling lifts anymore. It's virtually impossible to snap the average lift cable, and even if you did they're all now fitted with emergency air brakes that shoot out the side and stop them from ever crashing to the ground. You drop a bit and it's scarey but don't hit the ground.


Lets pretend that Sigourney Weaver shot an Alien, causing it to spill it's acidic blood all over the cable and all other safety devices.
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #13 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 12:13:34 »

Actually no-one ever dies in falling lifts anymore. It's virtually impossible to snap the average lift cable, and even if you did they're all now fitted with emergency air brakes that shoot out the side and stop them from ever crashing to the ground. You drop a bit and it's scarey but don't hit the ground.

Just answer the fucking question............... what warts do you want
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, November 3, 2008, 12:18:29 »

Lets pretend that Sigourney Weaver shot an Alien, causing it to spill it's acidic blood all over the cable and all other safety devices.

Or somebody bombed the air brakes.

It's on three - let's move!
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