These fucking yankee elections

[BANGKOK RED]

It is over soon ain't it?

I fucking well hope so, I mean I know that it is important and all that but my fucking god the yanks don't half make a meal of it.

What is it in most other countries for a national election? about 6 weeks? The parties get prepared, everything is set out, people pop along to the polling station, tick a couple of boxes. Then the votes get counted and, you have your new leader(s). HOW FUCKING SIMPLE IS THAT

Why do these septics have to make such a big fucking thing about it?

It's not often that I get wound up by TV (I barely watchTV). But I caught a glimpse of beeb world the other week and the sight of a whole bunch of numpties crying (Yes crying) over Hilary cunting Clinton and screaming about how much "God love's America" made me wish that I could jump down the cathode ray tube and kick ten different colours of shite out of each and everyone of them.

"God love's America".... WHAT THE FUCK is all that about, and WHAT THE FUCK does religion have to do with politics anyway???

And all of these people in a big stadium or whatever it was, crying when Hilary made her speach. WHAT THE FUCK are they crying about??? "Oh we love you Hilary"............ FUCK OFF!!!!!!! It's just another politician you bunch of dumb cunts. Great's such as Churchill and Gorbachev have come and gone but did people like these get a huge wailing procession whenever things didn't go their way? DID THEY FUCK and rightly so. I would also like it to be known that should I meet somebody in person who is crying over this fucking circus then I would take great pleasure in breaking their nose for them and shitting in their mouth.

Bunch of cunts.

Rant over...... Well not quite actually because I have just thought of something:

Dear Team America:

Once your mighty and beloved new leader is FINALLY installed, then it is done and dusted, the show is over, the fat lady has sung, the curtains are drawn, the show is over ect. Kapish?

What I am trying to say is that once Obama (Or whoever) is elected, then we do not need another 6/12 months to fucking well celebrate it OK? A few days will do, perhaps a couple of weeks and a month is definitely Pushing it. Anymore than that then you are just a bunch of cunts cos' enough is enough OK.

BR

[Rich Pullen]

I love it.

Next Tuesday is when the we find out if it's Obama or McCain, this is only the beginning, especially if Obama wins.

I'll be staying up and watching it as the votes come in.

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

I fucking hate the Yanks and try not to take too much notice tbh.

[Rich Pullen]

It's not about liking the Americans. Fact is that like it or not what happens over there effects alot of other nations including us.

I really hope Barack Obama wins, I've been sucked into a lot of the pro-Barack writing in Rolling Stone magazine of late - but it doesn't take much to realise that McCain essentially means 4 more years of George W. Bush rule.

In one of those montages I watched a woman state...

Woman: "I'm not voting for Obama"

Journo: "Why not?"

Woman: "Because he's a muslim"

Journo: "But he's not"

Woman: "Yes he is - he's lying"

....the question should've been "so what if he is a muslim?"

[ghanimah]

At one of McCain's campaigns a woman said she thought Obama was an Arab

[Rich Pullen]

I like when McCain defends Obama and says he's a good man - there are groans!

[Barry Scott]

America is often a bit of an entertainment circus, why should an election be any different?

I couldn't care less who wins, nothing to little will change. Although i can see someone like Obama energising a nation for a few months, and despite how little things will change, i'd still rather he won. I just don't know or care enough about it if i'm honest.

[janaage]

"Kapish" quality!!  That belongs on the other thread BR! 

As for the US Elections, I'll be making an effort to stay up a bit to see how it's turning out.  Fox will announce the result within about 10 minutes of the election opening wnyway!!!


Yee-ha first one to punch Bill O'Reilly in the face wins a Jolly Rancher!

[Rich Pullen]

I'll watch various channels. Got a couple of friends coming around for it. Last time round it was clear Kerry was out by 1am - I've a feeling it'll go right down to the wire.

Obama should win. However, I think it's McCain's.

[Bogus Dave]

Fair play to mcain, but i think that video proves why obama wont win. Most americans are retards

[BANGKOK RED]

At one of McCain's campaigns a woman said she thought Obama was an Arab

And McCain replies:

"No he's not (An Arab), he's a decent family man ect"

WTF, And so an Arabian man cannot be a decent family man ect. And that is coming from somebody who wants to be president?

[yeo]

I love every minute of it.

In one cornner you have a 100 year old Vietnam War hero who was captured and made to live in a cage paired with a Polar Bear Killing gun toting Yummy Mummy.

In the other a Mixed race chap called Barak Odama acused of being everything from an Arab to a Bin Ladens cousin.Ive just realsied ive no idea who his running mate is though

Whatever though,its brilliant high drama and Im going to chck a couple of quid on Mcain just to ensure Barak wins

[Rich Pullen]

Fair play to mcain, but i think that video proves why obama wont win. Most americans are retards

George W. Bush vs. Al Gore - never has a U.S. election looked so corrupt (not saying it was but there were alot of question asked)

George W. Bush vs. John Kerry - the Democrats really fucked up by electing Kerry, sometimes being a War hero simply doesn't win you the ticket. Kerry lacked alot and it was an easy victory, even for someone as unpopular as Senor Bush.

John McCain vs. Barack Obama - As STFC Bart would put it, this is the acid test for American voters! If McCain wins in a landslide victory then, yes, I think you are probably right Dave.

I think it's going to be a very close election.

[Rich Pullen]

Ive just realsied ive no idea who his running mate is though

Tis Joe Biden senior Senator from Delaware... hi, I'm in... Delaware.

[axs]

nice Wayne's World reference.