mexico red
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« on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:21:27 » |
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As some of you know i run a bar in Brighton, im here at the moment, got my laptop on the end of the bar, well heres the dilemma......
Its a beautiful day and i want to sit outside and have a fag, but Im on my own and this sort of regular bloke has come in and wont go outside, hes sat on a barstool drinking strongbow hes a bit of a seymour and wont stop talking to me. I cant leave him in here on his own, all my others customers are sat outside in the sun. TEF decides how i get him out without losing his custom
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flammableBen
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:24:06 » |
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ask him, as a valued customer, for suggestions on how to do up the outside of the bar.
Or just spike his drink.
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yeo
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:24:37 » |
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a bit of a seymour  |
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:25:14 » |
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Why get him out?
Just go out for a fag yourself and get one of your minions in to supervise the numpty for you.
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:25:46 » |
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I assume hes not a smoker and you cant ask if he wants to come outside for a ciggy with you?
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mexico red
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:26:14 » |
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Im on my own, i hate paying little student cunts to fuck around on my watch.
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yeo
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:26:58 » |
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do you smoke now?
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mexico red
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:29:11 » |
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sometimes, is it wrong to exploit deacons? I have just sent him to the shop to buy me some fags, I said he could get himself a bar of chocolate out of the change  |
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:33:16 » |
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tell him you fancy soaking up the sun -- why dont we take this chat outside?
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:36:41 » |
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exploit deacons  |
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:39:15 » |
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tell him you fancy soaking up the sun -- why dont we take this chat outside?
What a chat up line, Funny as fuck |
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mexico red
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:49:15 » |
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some fucking smack head just robbed my condom machine
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:51:11 » |
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Not Guilty i am in Swindon
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:51:30 » |
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how? did he just walk out under his arm or something?
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mexico red
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:53:35 » |
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ripped it off the wall, took the money tray but left the condoms, must be ugly.
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