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« on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:02:02 » |
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I was at work the other day, just minding my own business. Some woman was putting a file in the chap who sits next to me's drawers, because he was off for the day. She noticed that I had this very forum up and she said..
Woman with file: What's that you're looking at?
Me: It's a forum
Woman with file: What for?
Me: It's a support group for the hard of understanding
Woman with file: Do you post on it then?
Me: Erm, maybe, sometimes
Woman with file: Town End, that's Swindon isn't it?
Me: Yeah. You like football do you?
Woman with file: Yes
Me: Who do you support?
Woman with file: Arsenal
Me: Why?
Woman with file: I really fancy Thierry Henry. He doesn't play for them anymore, but.....
Me: You should have a look at some of the Swindon players. If it's beefcake you're after then get yourself down the County Ground!
Woman with file: Really?! Show me some pictures.
After showing her various pictures of the footballing equivalent of The Inspiral Carpets we come to this picture of Anthony McNamee
[url width=320 height=320]http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/b0/5b/0,,10341~3627952,00.jpg[/url]
Me: You've got to admire this guy! To battle against the odds and make it as a pro footballer despite only having one leg.
Woman with file: Are you serious? He's only got one leg?
Me: Yeah, Imagine what a world beater he'd be if he had 2 legs.
Woman with file: That's amazing!
Me: You want to see him do stepovers. Awesome!
Woman with file: Does he play often?
Me: Yeah he played the other day. He got sent off though.
Woman with file: Why?
Me: One footed challenge
Woman with file: Well I never......anyway must get on.
And off she went back to wherever it was she came with the new found knowledge that Swindon had a player with one leg.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:03:58 » |
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Haha  Genius! |
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Arch Stanton
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:07:25 » |
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sheer class....  |
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leefer
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:11:18 » |
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That is good.
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:48:34 » |
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that made me laugh a lot.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:52:59 » |
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and me
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:54:30 » |
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brilliant
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herthab
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:59:47 » |
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I don't get it.
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It's All Good..............
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Nick Bamosomi
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 15:06:43 » |
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I didn't realise MacNamee only had one leg?
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Never , under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
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nevillew
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 15:25:12 » |
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Bless ! Spacey's got a little confused, It's one foot, Spacey, not leg.
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 15:36:33 » |
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Awesome. |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 16:15:44 » |
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PHIL!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 16:19:17 » |
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Hahaha! Very good |
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ronnie21
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 18:55:08 » |
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Now I know why he is so inconsistent - depends on which leg he has on!
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 19:22:37 » |
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Heh! heh! one leg  pure gold |
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