Malcolm Glazer pulls out of Man Utd!!

[janaage]

According to tomorrow's Adver he's decided to invest in Swindon Town FC instead.  Maybe we should start up a campaign to keep this multi millionaire out of OUR club.  We don't need some rich yank in Town to change things about.  We'll go our own way thank you very much.

STFC 4eva.  We'll never die, unless we go under.

[larwood]

Yeah let him asset strip us
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

[Piemonte]

I'm totally opposed to a ginger investor.

[Kinky Tom]

Rich arrogant Americans.  He's obviously spotted the market value of SSP hovering around the 1/2 mil mark.  He'd buy the club for a a pot of Vasseline ( which would then be used to ass rape us loyal fans into giving him all our money) and reap the reward by selling SSP.  Tosser! :evil:

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

This is how the Stratton Bank might look like next season after Mr Glazer's take over:

http://www.buccaneers.com/media/graphics/rjs/350X273_Photos_buc_cove.jpg

Cool or WHAT??

[Piemonte]

It would be good if the guns worked. we could masacre city fans

[janaage]

That'd rock, but what about the Shrivvie Road residents.  Surely a ship that size would block out some of their natural light?

[Kinky Tom]

But they'd all be awarded honourary buchaneer status, be given a parrot, and have half of one leg taken off in favour of a new wooden one.  I reckon they'd be well happy.

[Piemonte]

That'd rock, but what about the Shrivvie Road residents.  Surely a ship that size would block out some of their natural light?

fuck it, massacre them as well.

[reeves4england]

It would be good if the guns worked. we could masacre city fans

Or just derail all trains from Bristol to Swindon on the day of our home date next season. (I would put money on this being in March or April)