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« Reply #30 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 00:20:40 » |
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Go to Brighton and stay here www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk its a boutique hotel, really good dirty weekend vibe, but dead cool, plus i can get you a decent deal on the rooms. |
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wheretherealredsare
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 07:13:13 » |
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Oy! Let me get this straight. Have you been married for 5 years next Feb/March? And you are buying her a fuck-off expensive ring ... and planning to take her away for a romantic weekend?
Do you realise what you are doing? You could upset the whole apple-cart that is our finely balanced matrimoanial (it's really spelt like that, you shouldn't need to ask why) environment. For centuries menfolk have been gradually winding down and forgetting the anniversary thing and along you come and potentially open up pandora's box again for all of us. We need to stick together on this or the LHC will be the least of our worries. One bang was enough for most of us and that was only because it is obligatory on honeymoon. Do you really want to see the black (blonde, brunette or even ginger, yeurgh!) hole again that much? On your head be it ... the end of mankind!
Buy her a nice pair of oven gloves. No point in completely alienating her, and it will show you care about her health and safety. You might get a good deal with one of those aprons with a big breasted naked lady pattern.
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 07:20:19 » |
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Oy! Let me get this straight. Have you been married for 5 years next Feb/March? And you are buying her a fuck-off expensive ring ... and planning to take her away for a romantic weekend?
Do you realise what you are doing? You could upset the whole apple-cart that is our finely balanced matrimoanial (it's really spelt like that, you shouldn't need to ask why) environment. For centuries menfolk have been gradually winding down and forgetting the anniversary thing and along you come and potentially open up pandora's box again for all of us. We need to stick together on this or the LHC will be the least of our worries. One bang was enough for most of us and that was only because it is obligatory on honeymoon. Do you really want to see the black (blonde, brunette or even ginger, yeurgh!) hole again that much? On your head be it ... the end of mankind!
Buy her a nice pair of oven gloves. No point in completely alienating her, and it will show you care about her health and safety. You might get a good deal with one of those aprons with a big breasted naked lady pattern.
everything you say is true, how long you been married again |
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ronnie21
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 08:02:42 » |
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£300? I am sure your old mate Bushey can find you a pad for the weekend for that price. Can recommend the place on County Road!!
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 08:08:21 » |
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That place is a palace now Ronnie, The don has sorted it
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ronnie21
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 08:24:06 » |
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That place is a palace now Ronnie, The don has sorted it
Until the next lot of weirdos descend, GFM? |
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 08:26:06 » |
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Try anywhere on www.mrandmrssmith.com. Some of them are a bit pricey but they're worth it. If you can do the distance then I'd also recommend www.sallyport.co.uk in Berwick on Tweed which is fucking great. |
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wheretherealredsare
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 08:26:35 » |
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everything you say is true, how long you been married again
Almost 5 broken mirrors first time, and less than 1/2 a mirror this time ... so far. |
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 08:29:45 » |
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Not one drug user or drinker in the place now happy with that.
5 broken mirrors? jesus thats less than murder
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 08:30:18 » |
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I dont even know when my anniversary is??? Im missing a trick here!!!
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wheretherealredsare
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 08:52:40 » |
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I dont even know when my anniversary is??? Im missing a trick here!!!
Obviously have a good owner. (GFM ... take note) |
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ronnie21
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 09:00:00 » |
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Not one drug user or drinker in the place now happy with that.
That's quite a turn round, but would it do GFM for his romantic weekend? |
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 09:01:52 » |
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York or Chester .....very nice
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 09:47:15 » |
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That's quite a turn round, but would it do GFM for his romantic weekend?
yeah nice front double room with a lovely view of abbey tyres |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 09:49:10 » |
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Go to Brighton and stay here www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk its a boutique hotel, really good dirty weekend vibe, but dead cool, plus i can get you a decent deal on the rooms. That hotel is proper nice |
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