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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 18:51:44 » |
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Its perfectly acceptable to read the paper while having a crap. If you've got one thats still "brewing" a bit then read a good few pages while you get your muscles going. Even better than a paper is a good book. Keep one in your bog so as you can read a few pages while giving your crap the respect it deserves. Don't rush it. Chill out and get educated at the same time.
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 20:35:50 » |
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Nothing beats reading the paper whilst having a shit. I often save my shits untill evening or untill I get home so I can have a huge shit and read the paper pure bliss. Even my missus takes the paper in when she is pruning the roses after all she does'nt shit.
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 22:32:41 » |
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shit can be over dead quick, I just like sitting there and reading the paper!!! Sometimes I try and prolong them, trying to keep itm going when it's clearly finished.
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 22:36:06 » |
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 22:40:11 » |
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In true Desert Island Shits style what would be the five publications you would take to a deserted Pontius Pilate?
1. Rogers Profanisaurus - Every porcelin throne should have a copy
2. News of the Screws - Does Sunday get any better?
3. Filth Irvine Welsh
4. A Brief History of Time Hawking - Just for show in case you have guests round
5. The Beano
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 22:43:40 » |
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In true Desert Island Shits style what would be the five publications you would take to a deserted Pontius Pilate?
1. Rogers Profanisaurus - Every porcelin throne should have a copy
2. News of the Screws - Does Sunday get any better?
3. Filth Irvine Welsh
4. A Brief History of Time Hawking - Just for show in case you have guests round
5. The Beano
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 22:45:50 » |
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 22:47:31 » |
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Does that not cause logistical issues tans while sat down, emptying?
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 22:52:55 » |
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Its for when youve emptied, so you can stay in even longer. Just hide it in your newspaper ....
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 22:53:43 » |
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You'll get hairy palms....
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 16:53:06 » |
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1. Rogers Profanisaurus - Every porcelin throne should have a copy
If only for the 'ginger stepchild' reference. |
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 18:17:49 » |
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If only for the 'ginger stepchild' reference.
I'd look it up but go an fella... |
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, September 26, 2008, 23:37:32 » |
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as in - 'beaten like a...'
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