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juddie

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« on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 13:12:30 »

is it wrong taking a newspaper into the bog at work, alerting everyone you're going for a tom tit?
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 13:13:17 »

nope, do it all the time
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 13:13:30 »

Standard practice here !
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 13:14:46 »

I just came out after about 20 minutes and some of the ladies were looking at me funny. It's not as if I'd had a dangerw*nk...
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 13:15:23 »

the gays do it! though normally its an events magazine rather than the daily sport mind!
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 13:18:28 »

The Sun for me usually. Unless it's a long poo, in which case I'll take the independent.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 13:19:54 »

I remember being caught short at the Wanborough training ground once and had to go there. When I finished I came out of the bog to find bertie brayley literally waving his c*ck about.

It was massive, to be fair.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 15:44:40 »

Was Bertie Brayley a bit "special" Juddie as he played for the handicap England side?

I share the stalls with company directors one who regularly takes the financial times in with him but I wouldn't feel happy having a good read at work.

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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 15:49:08 »

There is a distressing large number of copies of Nuts and Zoo left in the toilets at our office. There really isn't enough to read in either to sustain any kind of motion so... unless...  Puke
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 16:07:50 »

The lady I work with here takes her book and is gone for ages. Ahe moans at me for neing late to work in the mornings, I'm dying to tell her It's because I don't take shit breaks, but I don't think I've been here long enough for that!
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 16:26:11 »

you know ladys pooing at work gets on my wick too birdy!!
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 16:33:00 »

you work with Lady?
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 17:18:53 »

I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO READ A PAPER
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 17:29:47 »

Only if you wipe your Butt with it....then return it.
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Sussex

« Reply #14 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 18:23:29 »

I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO READ A PAPER

Me neither. I'm a get in, drop a log, straight back out kinda bloke.

You on the piss again tonight Dave?
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