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flammableBen

« on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 11:40:56 »

I hope you are all being good. I'm on holiday visiting my friend ally. Yes JFW he's a bloke. Visiting Ally pretty much consists of sitting around playing video games of variable age, drinking cheap cider and smoking lots of cigarettes.

I ended up playing poker for ally last night which was a bit strange, because he's better than me. I remember being about £250 up before I passed out though. I think he must owe me some more cider. Or at least some fags. I'm worried if I stop drinking too long then I'll feel bad [upside down smiley face].

It's all good, actually I think there's some white ace left, which makes fags the main issue.

Here's a picture of an asleep ally to cheer you all up

[url width=640 height=480]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/Photo09251220.jpg[/url]

If I can find a pen I'll draw on his face.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 11:44:26 »

haha  got back from holiday yesterday, well midnight ish.  I miss the sun already.  Unfortunately we didn't have an Ali type character but a few over friendly Arabs! Cheesy
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flammableBen

« Reply #2 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 11:46:08 »

Mr. Ally is an over friendly arab.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 11:47:54 »

he has his hand down his shorts!! I think he is playing with his willy in his sleep!!  Embarrassed
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 11:51:21 »

We all do JFW
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 11:51:41 »

Play with Ally while he's sleeping?
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 12:10:36 »

I would but he's covered himself up now. The logistics are a bit tricky.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 12:12:14 »

what's stuffed under the sofa there,wank rag?
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flammableBen

« Reply #8 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 12:18:13 »

Just a sock I think. Well definitely a sock. I just checked. I've got some sort of magic 3d reality vision which comes with being in the room. Crazy shit.

Hahaha he just woke up and asked what I was doing before passing out again. Good times.
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flammableBen

« Reply #9 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 12:24:55 »

Right, that's it. Not only do we need cigarettes, but there's also no bog roll. I'm not desperate for a shit yet, but I can feel one brewing.

I'm going to have to wake him up properly.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 12:25:33 »

Use that sock!!!
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 12:33:29 »

this is a good story - I felt a bit sad today but Ben makes me happy again
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 12:34:49 »

It started with a story across a forum ...
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flammableBen

« Reply #13 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 12:34:54 »

The sock didn't work very well. I took some pictures of the sock in action but I'm too lazy to upload them.

I might play chuckie egg really loud.

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flammableBen

« Reply #14 on: Thursday, September 25, 2008, 12:36:19 »

or just start drinking cider again, quietly by myself.
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