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Bogus Dave
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« on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:03:16 »

a fish
a fish
a fish
a fish than a fishermans wife. BATH IS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BORING. There is a sexy chinese de

scent girl in the flat next door, if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself.




RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRR. I SAW THE SMOKE IN BATH, BUT DIDNT HEAR A BANG BECAUSE I AM A TRUE HARDCORE G, ANDLIKE ALL THE GANGSTARS I GET DRUNK AND FIND THE NEAREST WEBSITE FORUM, AND TYOPRM RUBBISH GIBBERISH. because i am a gangster ahe,/ theres a latvian man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes scary. well no scary, but intimidating. but he is a good dude. And wye do all essex people seem rrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllyyyyyyyy camp. Like proper, hello sailors.;m its worrying


byebyebeybybe


PS bart, dont bum a 3 loegged donkey unprotected. Tis not wise
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:12:20 »

 Cool

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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:13:17 »

. There is a sexy chinese de

scent girl in the flat next door, if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself.






thats my fave bit
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:14:21 »

tee hee. i dont hi n ve evr seen yu in real life, but from pictures on the interweb you look like a middle aged mike skinner? Is this right, please dontbe affendedd and set your staffies on me Sad
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:16:48 »

Ha ha

Erm I wouldnt have thought so no,though I am middle aged. Sad

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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:18:35 »

I USED TO BE SCARED OF DOGS, BUT NOW I M NOT SO, THOUGH THE BIG ONES I AM IFFY AROUND, YOUR DOGS APPEAR LITTLE THOUGH, SO I WOULD MOST PROBABLY LAUGH AT THEM, AND MAYBE KICK THEM IN THE RIBS (I WOULDN TREALLY, I SAID THAT FOR COMEDIDC AFECT) BUT HE DOES HAVE A SEXY SCARF, SO GETS DUE PROPS
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:35:11 »

If I was in Swindon, I'd get Dave drunk everyday.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 05:56:10 »

i think i love dave
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 06:11:12 »

I wish I was dave.
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wheretherealredsare
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 06:55:00 »

I wish I was dave.

Before or after February?
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:07:19 »

i think i love dave
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:12:14 »

... if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself.

And then what will The SAS suck?
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:16:32 »

I wish I was dave.

Looks like he's trying to take over your mantel Ben.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:39:18 »

Dave you are ace
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:53:18 »

He's destined for an academic career that's for sure.

What a scholar!
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