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« on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 10:43:39 »

After having the snip done in Melksham using keyhole surgery in December and after numerous tests one of which contained a solitary swimmer i have now been given the all clear...... Cheesy

It was a long wait and i have to admit an Anti-Climax!!!
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 10:55:17 »

It was a long wait and i have to admit an Anti-Climax!!!
Isn't that kind of the point though?
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 10:55:48 »

Did it hurt?
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 10:57:28 »

i'm still dodging getting it done.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 10:58:19 »

You should have asked for the solitary swimmer and cross bred him with sea monkeys.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 11:02:28 »

Didnt hurt much but i ensured i couldnt see.....
Nice looking nurse didnt help......i was so nervous it looked like an Acorn!

The Anti Climax bit was a pun!
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 11:28:28 »

Have you got your IOFB badge and tie yet?
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 11:39:19 »

NOT YET
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 13:50:30 »

i'm still dodging getting it done.

Cant say I have ever regretted it, it doesnt hurt that much and I watched the whole thing snip by snip! the injection beforehand is the worst bit...oh and the gaping wound oozing with pus afterwards is a bit unappealing other go for it....in many case it can actually prolong the act of lovemaking considerably!

On the other point, I have never been back to have the test done to see how many live ones I had...the missus would never spit it back in the test tube! LMFAO
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 13:56:39 »

in many case it can actually prolong the act of lovemaking considerably!

So does 6 pints of Stowford and Black, plus you also have the benefit of not having Colin and the Twins stabbed with a great big fucking needle
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 18:41:16 »

Had mine done a few years ago - I was OK for a couple of days after the op then the left nad swelled up like a melon. I was in agony and off work for a week.

It was the bloke before me I really felt sorry for. They brought him out of theatre in a wheelchair apologising for cutting a blood vessel. They said that he was to lie down in the back of the car on the journey back to Warminster. He was in tears when he told them he was a squaddie and had been posted to Colchester since the op was organised!
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 20:24:27 »

After having the snip done in Melksham using keyhole surgery in December and after numerous tests one of which contained a solitary swimmer i have now been given the all clear...... Cheesy

It was a long wait and i have to admit an Anti-Climax!!!

Was you under when they done it,Or was it done with a local ?   
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 20:25:42 »

Didnt hurt much but i ensured i couldnt see.....

this should answer your question Russ.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 20:50:13 »

Fuck that i would have to be under,christ alive knowing they are messing about down there would freak me out.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 15:48:31 »

Had the local but bent my head back on the couch bed thing so i was looking at the ceiling.......he was feeling about asking me about my holiday and favourite foods!!

Needless to say i didnt say Cock a leekie soup!
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