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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 09:47:46 »

8 more chances to cut your fucking head off as I found out last night

This morning I look like something out of "Casualty"
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flammableBen

« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 09:52:27 »

Casualty used to be ace when every episode would start with a family eating breakfast or someone on their way to work, and you'd get to try and work out what was going to happen to who and which ones would survive.

It's all soap-operay now, and it's filmed in that weird digital way which makes it look strange.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 09:54:09 »

Real life Bristol style.
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 09:56:22 »

Real life Bristol style.

I read that they want to leave Bristol and move to Cardiff.

I've never used an electric razor.
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flammableBen

« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 09:58:52 »

I might chip off to Brizzle tomorrow.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 09:59:27 »

You can't shave your bollocks with an electric razor


FACT !
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 10:01:20 »

Casualty used to be ace when every episode would start with a family eating breakfast or someone on their way to work, and you'd get to try and work out what was going to happen to who and which ones would survive.

It's all soap-operay now, and it's filmed in that weird digital way which makes it look strange.

yeah that was ace, it'd start off with one bloke climbing up an electricity pylon and cut to a small boy eating an ice cream. You thought oh that guy up the pylon a defo dead man, but then 20 minutes in, the pylon guy turns out to be Charlie's long lost brother and that little boy has put his ice cream down and is busy eating rusty nails and washing them down with a pint or two of domestos.  

8 blades on one razor?  That's madness.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 10:01:29 »

They open there new city centre officially on thursday i think...its been murder driving round the city the past few years.
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 10:05:23 »

I am...I've only got 8 days to go.

A tache isn't just for Christmas. A tache is for life.

Phillishave, like the one you can use in the shower with gel and stuff. Although out here the real men use orbital sanders, for full Brazilians too ... as long as they have steady hands. And if they don't, that's what vodka is for.
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 10:09:42 »

I generally don't tend to shave, but when I do I have to use both - electric takes out the length on the beard and then the wet shave gives a nice, close shave.

But you should keep the moustache, they're ace.
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flammableBen

« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 10:12:38 »

yeah that was ace, it'd start off with one bloke climbing up an electricity pylon and cut to a small boy eating an ice cream. You thought oh that guy up the pylon a defo dead man, but then 20 minutes in, the pylon guy turns out to be Charlie's long lost brother and that little boy has put his ice cream down and is busy eating rusty nails and washing them down with a pint or two of domestos.  

8 blades on one razor?  That's madness.

My favourite is the classic bloke working in his garage, realises his bottle of white spirit/misc chemicals is leaking, I know! I'll poor it into this empty lemonade bottle. Scene Change to children getting ready for school.

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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 10:18:21 »

Thats weird Ben...as a toddler i drank white spirit,aparently a white paint brush was cleaned in it and i thaught it was milk....fair play to the man next door as he ran with me in his arms to Southampton general,was in hospital for 10 days....maye i should get some royalties from casualty.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 11:02:27 »

bread trimmer and wet shave for important stuff"!
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 11:03:03 »

Holby City's just as bad.  One patient goes in for a heart bypass, or such like serious surgery, anothe rperson walks in with a sore ankle?  Who dies, the one with the bad ankle, because he had a bad reaction to the drugs he was put on, or somethign similar, you just never know eh?
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 16:53:22 »

The Bill used to follow the same plot format week in and week out as well until it went all Hollyoaks.

You can't beat Heartbeat or Last of the Summer Wine though for the same plot every week.  Heartbeat astounds me more than others though it’s like a grown up Postman Pat set in the 60’s.
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