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wheretherealredsare
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« Reply #30 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 18:01:24 »

A lower limit yes, but an upper limit?  Surely everybody is entitled to a bit of fun (with no strings attached) even if you are minus your own teeth and get a weekly hand-out from the post office!  My job takes me into many of the borough's old people's homes, with me there was always plenty of bed hopping going on - and it is the old dears that instigate it!

So you work for Hump The Aged then?
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 18:12:42 »

So you work for Hump The Aged then?
Nice try! Insane
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 18:23:25 »

My old man works for a Wiltshire based housing association, looking after quite a few old folks homes... It's all starting to make sense. Lordy.
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« Reply #33 on: Saturday, September 13, 2008, 07:43:52 »

funny that women tend to find the older man attractive but there are a relatively few older women who would be described as worth a poke.  Lulu's an interesting one, some would say she looks better now (with the help of a shed load of botox) than she did in the sixties.

I've never understood the rating of Mirren though, ugly bint imo.
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« Reply #34 on: Saturday, September 13, 2008, 07:48:07 »

Twiggy is mint. Even if I had a time machine for that one I probably wouldn't use it.
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« Reply #35 on: Saturday, September 13, 2008, 07:49:10 »

Also, Judith from Eggheads.

Ok I'll stop now.
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« Reply #36 on: Saturday, September 13, 2008, 07:52:30 »

Twiggy good shout, Judith from egg heads??  Fucking hell Mike!! 

I always remember a Dave Allen stand up when he was talking about how you know you're getting older.  He talks about some film he was watching as an 18 year old, there was a sex scene in it, featuring an older woman and he thought at the time, urgh fucking hell, that's grim, turn it off.  Then years later he watched the same film and thought to himself, fucking hell she's worth a go, obviously he delivered it a lot better than that, but you get the picture.
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« Reply #37 on: Saturday, September 13, 2008, 09:10:52 »

I've never understood the rating of Mirren though, ugly bint imo.

 Helen Mirren is known as the thinking man's crumpet....this may explain it.
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« Reply #38 on: Saturday, September 13, 2008, 09:19:29 »

Linda Lusardi  Wink
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« Reply #39 on: Saturday, September 13, 2008, 10:25:19 »

I wouldn't be adverse to giving this old girl a poke:

[url width=124 height=124]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/pfeiffer.jpg[/url]

In fact I think that she looks better now than she ever has done. (It's Michelle Pfeiffer incase you didn't know)
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