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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #15 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 07:07:52 »

I slept with a woman once.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 07:24:09 »

I flirt with them and do everything apart from actual touch them

Aaah! Subtactile sex, the only truly safe way.

Mind you, if you're actually going to get into bed with them it seems a bit pointless to sleep.
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 07:30:58 »

Men and women aren't sexually compatible.

Women went lovemaking to last for hours, while men want it finished as quickly as possible....
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 07:56:49 »

Sorry Hert - not true.....

Not sure where you learned your art - but wanting it over as quickly as possible is pure wrong !

It's something that should go on and on until you are both finished - I might be sounding a little gay there but that's the truth of it - unless your LAdy is happy it counts for nothing in my book....
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 08:47:09 »

This is one of the best threads ever, I probably see 10 women a day id like to poke but not allowed anymore, I miss being a slag
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 09:05:40 »

This is one of the best threads ever, I probably see 10 women a day id like to poke but not allowed anymore, I miss being a slag

Yes the happy days of sleeping with any women. happys days.

Don't you hold the record for pulling the oldest lady at 50 odd?
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 09:15:58 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5197440.stm

HA HA HA I will tell the missus tongiht that it is better for my health if I sleep around.
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 15:22:09 »

Sorry Hert - not true.....

Not sure where you learned your art - but wanting it over as quickly as possible is pure wrong !

It's something that should go on and on until you are both finished - I might be sounding a little gay there but that's the truth of it - unless your LAdy is happy it counts for nothing in my book....

Your opinion is worthless.

You shag sheep............
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 15:23:37 »

Indeed she nearly killed me
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 15:39:48 »

The time to worry is if you have the urge to sleep with other men






n.b (just to clear things up I do not or will not ever have the urge to do this)
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 15:59:58 »

(just to clear things up I do not or will not ever have the urge to do this)

Homophobe.

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« Reply #26 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 16:02:50 »

Yes the happy days of sleeping with any women. happys days.

Don't you hold the record for pulling the oldest lady at 50 odd?

 Nowt wrong with 50 year old birds as long as they look after themselves. Nowt wrong with 60 year old birds for that matter....don't know beyond that, but daresay I'll find out.
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 16:05:28 »

should there be upper and lower limits?
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 16:47:12 »

Nowt wrong with 50 year old birds as long as they look after themselves. Nowt wrong with 60 year old birds for that matter....don't know beyond that, but daresay I'll find out.

Sounds like a Russ Myer special.

Beneath the Valley of the Post Office Queue

Mirren or Jacklyn Smith are contenders (at a push)

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Any advances?
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, September 12, 2008, 17:18:10 »

should there be upper and lower limits?
A lower limit yes, but an upper limit?  Surely everybody is entitled to a bit of fun (with no strings attached) even if you are minus your own teeth and get a weekly hand-out from the post office!  My job takes me into many of the borough's old people's homes, one warden told me there was always plenty of bed hopping going on - and she reckoned it is the old dears that instigate it!
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