Dentist.

[suttonred]

shite

[blinkpip]

the injection in the roof of your mouth hurts a wee bit

Thats the worst injections I ever had also. I had 3 teeth operations as a kid, just beacuse they failed to see an extra front tooth in my gum.

[dell boy]

I've been to the hygienist today, that bloody hurts a lot.

[Arriba]

having a tooth extracted was a horrible experience for me.the injection, the yanking the fucker ou,and the bleeding and mouth watering which lasted a few days and meant waking up in dribble.all because the newly qualified dentist fucked up a routine filling and hit a nerve causing me agony.(never had pain like is before or since)
the tooth extraction cost me a tenner mainly due to the dentists guilt.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

god this thread is making me feel queasy

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

I had six teeth taken out all at once. They knocked me out for it. My step dad came with me and said the densit was shit and drilled the fuckers out, blood everywhere. In the end I woke up in hospital having lost some much blood. The next week a lad dies at the same densit because the densit used to much ansestic.

[Miss Angry]

I hate the dentist as much as flying, but i have to go cos i take drugs that lower my immune system so easy get infections n such if i dont go.
Last night n this morning i kept getting this flipping great pain in my gum so they told me to go for a quick emergency slot inbetween appointments so off i went....
She looked in my mouth, prodded it, took an xray of where i told her it hurt, spent an age looking at the xray then told me she wanted a second opinion. So another dentist came in, prodded my gum, bashed my teeth and looked at my xray. Then they started disscussing my gum tumour?! at which point i paniced but was too scared to ask any questions. The second dentist told the first to do a test to rule something out before they send me up the hospital, told me "dont worry" then left the room!
The first dentist then put cotton wool with cold stuff onto my teeth ( which dont hurt ). Then she told me she had finished and that they they are not entirely sure what is wrong with me! Now i  have shit loads of tablets and i have to go back next week. I was in there for 45min i only thought i had an abcess

[Samdy Gray]

You shouldn't go sticking dirty things in your mouth.

[Miss Angry]

I told that shit head to wash it!

[Dazzza]

Dentists are nowt but modern day charlatans.

There are some good ones about but time after time all I hear is horror stories about being charged for unnecessary work or being misdiagnosed.

My old neighbour was told he’d have to have all of his gnashers ripped out.  He got a 2nd opinion and he was told there was nothing wrong with his pegs aside from a couple of fillings.

There is another local hoodwinker who is new on the scene who seems to tell just about every patient they grind their teeth and they need a £30 gum shield. 

Going back a few years but there was some sort of early Nick-Nack-Knowles-esque investigation into dentists and they shipped a lass with perfect teeth to half a dozen of the buggers and each one told her she needed chargeable work.

If you find a good’un stick to the fucker like glue!