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Leggett
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« on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 14:44:06 »

yesterday i was given the job of updating the excel spreadsheet that has all the firms we collect from, it was out of date and we've just reshuffled most of the collection routes. this took several hours and bored me to tears. i finished it about 15mins before we walked out yesterday evening, which was handy.


today, as a reward for doing such a good job yesterday, i get to do it again, but this time on the SA drives (collection routes that are covered by delivery staff)



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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 15:03:13 »

Fascinating stuff
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Leggett
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 15:09:38 »

oh it is. i'm bored shitless. but theres an interesting resentment developing between management and staff after the strike yesterday. its thrilling stuff.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 15:10:26 »

Stir it up.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 15:13:45 »

I always wanted to work somewhere you could have a proper strike - you know standing outside with placards with those bin things on fire
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 15:15:53 »

how? shall i say the union boss called the manager a gaylord?




as for the strike, its not fun, you lose money and yesterday we were stood in the rain. last summers strikes were better, the weather was good, and one of the drivers brought in the best tasting stew i've ever had, he'd made loads of it for the people on the picket line.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 15:18:54 »

mmmmm stew
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 15:23:55 »

oh and he made curry too but i wasnt on the picket that day. woop!
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 15:25:32 »

Do you have to go on the picket or can you go home and strike?
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 15:29:16 »

...or the golf course, or the pub ?
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 15:37:50 »

you dont have to, infact 95% dont most of the time.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 16:26:08 »

If your nose goes on strike, picket.

Are you striking because you haven't had a bonus recently ?
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 16:29:43 »

yes. yes we are.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 17:23:39 »

Fucking postman, sent important letters to Hillside Close, Leigh, Nr Swindon with the correct post code on and they got delivered to Hillside Close in Swindon!!  Missed the deadline thanks to your lot Leggett and Ralphy!!  Scrap the bonus and get them all a sat nav.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 17:25:48 »

If a member of staff strike they should be sacked.  If they were good enough they would be able to become management and then change the business themselves. FACT
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