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Sippo
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« on: Thursday, August 28, 2008, 20:10:22 »

Just been stung by a wasp taking the rubbish out. Right in the middle of my chest. Stings like fuck, so whacked some good ole tcp on it.  Angry
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JPC82

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, August 28, 2008, 20:13:16 »

and i hated every second of it!! BASTARD!!
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, August 28, 2008, 20:13:50 »

Could have just squashed it like everyone else Sippo!
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, August 28, 2008, 20:15:58 »

I didn't see it til the beast was rolling around on the floor! So I hoovered him up Smiley
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flammableBen

« Reply #4 on: Thursday, August 28, 2008, 20:19:21 »

Fucking pussy
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dell boy

« Reply #5 on: Thursday, August 28, 2008, 20:19:30 »

Glad it wasn't me, last time I was stung I ended up in casualty, my arm swelled up to twice the normal size.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, August 28, 2008, 20:20:12 »

and i hated every second of it!! BASTARD!!


 

 I once got stung by a wasp when I was tripping at Reading Festival, I thought I saw what happened, when a wasp or it might have been a dozen came out of a hole in the ground...it looked about the same size as that one in Dr Who.

 I could then clearly identify the venom starting to circulate my blood stream....bummer....so I went off to First Aid....it was like Florence Nightingale's hospital in Scutari in there, but the nurses were cracking and sorted me out with something soothing.

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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, August 28, 2008, 22:20:40 »

Just been stung by a wasp taking the rubbish out. Right in the middle of my chest. Stings like fuck, so whacked some good ole tcp on it.  Angry

I fucking hate wasps and the feeling is evidentially mutual - i swear the bastards go for me.
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JPC82

« Reply #8 on: Friday, August 29, 2008, 06:17:40 »

its the pale pasty freckley skin of gingers they like
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, August 29, 2008, 07:42:27 »

It still fookin hurts this morning....
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, August 29, 2008, 09:45:08 »

I got stung by a bee when I was little - it killed - wasps is nothing in comparison!  Wink
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, August 29, 2008, 09:46:04 »

a wasp flew down my shirt yesterday! But it didnt sting me, i command respect among waspkind
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, August 29, 2008, 10:11:44 »

last time i got stung by a wasp i ended up in hospital having adrenalin pumped into me.severe allergic reaction.aint been stung since, and hope not to as i aint got a clue what might happen?
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, August 29, 2008, 10:43:05 »

Glad it wasn't me, last time I was stung I ended up in casualty, my arm swelled up to twice the normal size.
I bet it was good for masturbation though, did it feel like someone else was doing it
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