Bogus Dave
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« on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 11:49:42 » |
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I couldnt find one about billy paynter, so thought id start a thread. post your new witty songs here.
I heard there was a center forward
And when he played he usually scored
but you dont like to brag about it do ya
The ball out wide to mcnamee
he runs past one, past two, past three
and crosses the ball in for billy paynter
Billy Paytner
Billy Paynter
Billy Paynter
Billy Paynter
( to the tune of the hallelujah song from shrek)
I have far to much time on my hands.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 12:02:10 » |
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And when he played he usually scored
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janaage
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 12:03:52 » |
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That's what I like to hear Dave, completely original footie songs, well done fella!
Here's a song that'll never catch on about Petr Brezovan to "killing in the name of" RATM.
Some of those who put in crosses,
forgot 'bout Brezovan's forces,
some of those who put in crosses,
forgot 'bout Brezovan's forces.
Bre-zo-van (to the duh duh duh bit)
they're never gonna beat ya
Bre-zo-van
they're never gonna beat ya
Bre-zo-van
they're never gonna beat ya
Bre-zo-van
they're never gonna beat ya
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janaage
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 12:04:52 » |
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Not sure if the title of this thread will match the content though to be fair Dave!
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 12:07:32 » |
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I dont recall that song from Shrek?  ?? |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 12:09:29 » |
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The hallelujah song?
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 12:10:26 » |
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which is in turn a paradoy of the mark viduka song
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 12:16:39 » |
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Billy we've been here before
With lee peacock and barry corr
They used to be our target men before ya
your career looked to be on the rocks
'till you linked up with simon cox
now the county ground it sings for billy paynter
Billy Paynter
Billy Paynter
Billy Paynter
Bily Paynter
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 12:39:08 » |
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That's class, better than your original parody cover version attempt.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 13:01:34 » |
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leonard cohen is turning in jeff buckley's grave.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 13:05:35 » |
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oh its that hallelujah song? is it in Shrek 1 or Shrek 2 or Shrek 3? ? |
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 13:19:29 » |
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how about just clap as fast as you can like in the DR Stand?
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 16:59:54 » |
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ive got loads of these
she loves you by the beatles
hes coxy yeah yeah yeah
hes coxy yeah yeah yeah
with a shot like that he wont be here for long
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 17:01:02 » |
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octupus garden.
i d like to be
at number 3
instead of jamie vincent
useless cunt
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 17:03:15 » |
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yesterday...
macnamee,
flying down the wing its macnamee
defenders dont know if to hide or flee
oh i believe in macnamee
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