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« on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 20:30:18 » |
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I'm a big crocodile,
SNAP SNAP SNAP
But I've got no teeth,
SNAP SNAP SNAP
There's a tasty cow,
SNAP SNAP SNAP
and it's laughing at me,
SNAP SNAP SNAP
I'm a sad crocodile.
The end.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 20:41:30 » |
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Can you still get laughing cow cheese?
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 20:42:29 » |
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yep
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 20:45:24 » |
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Lush with brown sauce.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 21:19:02 » |
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As soon as I saw this thread I just knew Ben had started it before clicking on it!
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 21:33:04 » |
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I'm glad that you still clicked.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:04:07 » |
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The Sad Crocodile: The Downfall Episode 1(a prequel).
I'm a happy crocodile,
SNIP SNIP SNIP
I've got sharp teeth,
SNIP SNIP SNIP
So sharp they don't SNAP
SNIP SNIP SNIP
I like to eat sweets
SNIP SNIP SNIP
I find them in greedy children.
YUM YUM YUM.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:06:22 » |
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Think you should pin this up by the gharial in Bath Road museum..although not strictly a crocodile...it always looks a bit sad to me, and the poor old gharial is more or less extinct apart from small numbers in India..
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:09:02 » |
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has anyone tried crocodile steak?
i dont fancy it much myself
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:10:21 » |
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I used to love going to see that when I was a kid. I actually popped in late last year to check it was still there. I wasn't disappointed, although it doesn't look as mighty as it did when I was under 4ft tall.
I remember that they used to have stuff about "The Great Tram Disaster" in the room if you turn right when you first go in. That wasn't there anymore, I guess it hadn't been for a long time. By Great and Disaster I think it just fell over.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:19:40 » |
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The gharial still looks pretty impressive to me, but of course is piscivorous so would give us a wide berth.
4 people died in the Great Tram Disaster....apparently they were on the way to the Bath and West Show...which I seem to recall once being held on the Polo Ground.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:22:33 » |
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They should rebuild a tram system. Would be ace. err.. Fact.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:24:19 » |
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They should rebuild a tram system. Would be ace. err.. Fact.
Or trolley buses... |
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, August 18, 2008, 00:17:38 » |
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The Sad Crocodile: The Downfall Episode 2
YUM YUM YUM
SNIP SNIP SNIP
YUM SNIP YUM
SNIP SNIP SNIP
YUM YUM YUM
SNAP YUM SNIP
YUM SNAP YUM
SNIP SNAP SNIP
YUM YUM YUM
SNIP SNAP SNAP
YUM YUM OUCH
SNAP SNAP SNAP
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, August 18, 2008, 05:17:14 » |
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The Sad Crocodile: The Downfall Episode 2
YUM YUM YUM
SNIP SNIP SNIP
YUM SNIP YUM
SNIP SNIP SNIP
YUM YUM YUM
SNAP YUM SNIP
YUM SNAP YUM
SNIP SNAP SNIP
YUM YUM YUM
SNIP SNAP SNAP
YUM YUM OUCH
SNAP SNAP SNAP
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