That'd be weird.
Spacey would look like the bloke in his avatar who I still haven't worked out who he is yet.
Ben would be Harold.
I'd be the everchanging man, as would Yeovil.
Mrs Spacey would be Colin Firth and/or Pingu.
Si Pie would be himself :shock:
Dazzza would be that fella from Phoenix Nights.
Dave would be a badger
Piemonte would actually have a pie instead of a face.
Boeta would be permenantly hung in midair.
Reg would be Dennis the Menace
Walrus actually
is his avatar.
Marie would be on Sesame Street.
Kinky Tom would be Alan Partridge.
Mickey would (and probably is) constantly wanking.