Sippo
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Whats your favourites? - Never eat cheese before you go to bad as it will give you nightmares; One my gran used to say to me 'If you keep pulling faces, one day the wind will change and you'll get stuck that way.'  |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 20:22:45 » |
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if you read in dim light you will strain your eyes. absolute bollocks, just makes it harder to read.
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Sippo
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 20:28:34 » |
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Did you know that carrots help you see in the dark!
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 20:29:35 » |
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Did you know that carrots help you see in the dark!
yep, thats why i eat a lot of them and habitually reaad in poorly lit areas. |
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wiggy
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 20:30:31 » |
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Wanking makes you go blind. Clearly can't be true or the forums would be very quiet.  |
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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flammableBen
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 20:35:57 » |
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I think the whole not Swimming after eating thing is a myth. Or maybe it's true and I've got mixed up. No it's definitely something that old dead ladies made up. Probably.
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Rustle
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 20:40:53 » |
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I think the whole not Swimming after eating thing is a myth. Or maybe it's true and I've got mixed up. No it's definitely something that old dead ladies made up. Probably.
I think that is because it's supposed to give you cramp. Dalmation dogs and saying first luck,never really understood that one,why is black spots lucky on a white dog. |
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michael
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 20:43:38 » |
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Drinking from wet glasses gives you a cold.
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wiggy
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 20:46:25 » |
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Sitting on a cold wall will give you piles.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 20:52:11 » |
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If you bang your elbow it's bad luck unless you bang the other.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 21:01:01 » |
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Victorian times.
1837-1901 didn't actually happen. We skipped from 1836 straight to 1902, all that stuff in between is made up. They did it just by gradually changing history books and steam powered men in black memory pen eraser things. Unfortunately sunglasses hadn't been invented yet, so even the people doing the memory changing were affected.
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michael
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 21:04:28 » |
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Oh good one. That whole water into wine tale has a whiff of fantasy about it too.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 21:15:29 » |
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Victorian times.
1837-1901 didn't actually happen. We skipped from 1836 straight to 1902, all that stuff in between is made up. They did it just by gradually changing history books and steam powered men in black memory pen eraser things. Unfortunately sunglasses hadn't been invented yet, so even the people doing the memory changing were affected.
Did the Victorians call 1837-1901...Victorian times. I only ask because I've not heard anyone call 1952- onwards Elizabethan times. |
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Rustle
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 21:17:32 » |
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Dreaming of fish means someone you know is pregnant  |
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 21:21:31 » |
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Did the Victorians call 1837-1901...Victorian times. I only ask because I've not heard anyone call 1952- onwards Elizabethan times.
Not until their memories were changed Reg, as Victorian times didn't really happen. |
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