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« on: Wednesday, May 4, 2005, 21:12:17 »

my fucking ex bird turned out to be a lezzer. She copped off with my mates sister. Wouldnt mind except my mates sister is about 18 stone and tiny. Fucking bitch !
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, May 4, 2005, 21:19:47 »

Picture off her please.
Pieman would love this topic I think.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, May 4, 2005, 21:30:58 »

Cheesy

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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 10:27:41 »

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick , what did you do to her?!
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 10:31:39 »

if i found out my gf was a leso id be luvin it! its different when its ur ex tho i spose!
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 10:36:14 »

Yeah top draw stuff having a lesbian, or preferably bi, girlfriend i would imagine.  I know when i have slept with 2 women it was quality so imagine if you had two living with you!  Beautiful!  :beers
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 10:55:27 »

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about 18 stone and tiny


 :?:  :?:  :?:  :?:

I am confused!
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 10:56:24 »

I was puzzled by that too
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 11:00:46 »

Pretty obvious really....we're talking corpulent dwarf.....there's someone for everyone.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 11:02:50 »

But 'tiny' is probably not the best adjective to use, would you not say Reg?
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 11:31:41 »

I get the impression  of someone of diminished stature, but significant mass, a bit like the pukel-men of Dunharrow.

  Tiny, indeed, may not be the best adjective to use, but its all we have to go on.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 11:53:00 »

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a bit like the pukel-men of Dunharrow.

 


Please tell us more Reg!
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 12:04:35 »

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a bit like the pukel-men of Dunharrow.

 


Please tell us more Reg!


    http://www.faszination-tolkien.de/galerie/nasmith/2004/ghan-buri-ghan.jpg

   Bit like Ghan Buri Ghan but without the beard.....more of a moustache on the diminutive lezzer.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 12:07:59 »

I just can't imagine my life without you Reg!
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, May 5, 2005, 12:12:45 »

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Picture off her please.
Pieman would love this topic I think.


did i miss something? i dont remember posting anything in my drunken state last night. only problem with weather this hot is that i always wake up with a banging headache after a night out  Sad
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