Why are some women completely fucking crazy?

[Simon Pieman]

What did you text in the end?

[suttonred]

He's gone quiet, so either A: he's still nailing planks across the front door, B: rummaging through the loft for an old vcr or C; rolling around the floor engulfed in flames.

[Barry Scott]

This is what i sent, verbatim.

I think she was angry because i missed her call, therefore assumed i didn't want to speak to her, therefore hate her, hence me justifying the missed call.

What? Using headphones isn't an excuse to be abused. Thanks anyway though. And i don't have a video.

It's pretty straight and boring to be honest. I would've liked a more provocative tone, like yours, but i love my mate and don't want to cause any problems. Plus, if i wind her up, he gets it in the ear and won't be allowed out to play and i also give her valid reasons for hating me in her fucked up world.

[flammableBen]

I bet she likes flower wallpaper.

[Bushey Boy]

Cunts

Barry just text her BINT and see what happens?

[Barry Scott]

I'd love to return the favour to her Bushey, but it'll cause too much hassle for my mate.

Also, he's going to marry this cow and I think she likes to feel right. She treats people like cunts and then says, "See i told you that person was a bastard!", when they eventually stick up for themselves. I won't fall into that petty trap.

As the great Nina Simone said "Strange Fruit".

[Bushey Boy]

Next tim eyou have a few too many you will debate texting her that.  You are being far too grown up!

[Barry Scott]

I once got drunk and sent a text to mate's high-maintenance bird calling her a cunt. It's very funny... :|

Bushey don't insult me by implying i'm mature. I'm but a child.

[@MacPhlea]

I would have replied

Listen cunt, just set the timer for him... tell the poor BASTARD I feel for him and to give you a slap from me

[Simon Pieman]

Nah, clearly she's looking for some big time reaction. If you play it cool it will do her head in.

Other option is to text your mate directly saying you can't record...completely ignoring her will do her head in even more.

[my-velocity]

Give her a Cillit Bang!

[oxford_fan]

some women!?

of the one's i've met, 95% are wired completely differently to my patterns of thought. fuck knows what they are thinking.

[strooood]

seems all women are alright until you get in anyway involved with them.



then they go mental.

an example, the bird of a mate of mine has persuaded him to make tonight at work fancy dress. i know for a fact he hates nothing more than fancy dress and i told him that.

he called me a killjoy, said he's going as a pirate.

what a wanker.

[Don Rogers Shop]

You shagged her yet?

[Reg Smeeton]

some women!?

of the one's i've met, 95% are wired completely differently to my patterns of thought. fuck knows what they are thinking.

  It doesn't really change much with longevity...now I don't even bother to try.