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Barry Scott

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« on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:19:38 »

I've been sat listening to music with headphones on and removed them to find a text and missed call. The text was sent 2 minutes after the phone call.

My mates misses had called me, and then followed up with the below text.

Look wanker, it's [friends bird]. [friend's name] was trying to call you to get to you to record the football. The poor BASTARD has to go to my friend's birthday with me.

I don't know how to give the text perspective, but i've never spoken on the phone to her or had a text from her. I don't really dislike the girl and we get on well enough, but she is fucking nuts. She's jealous of all his friends, male and female and generally gives subtle abuse to all his friends behind his back and hates him going out.

How would you reply? I wanted to tell her to get off her high horse and try to wind her up, but then i felt it best to hardly react; let her stew. In doing that i think i'll be the more adult, by not reacting, which will piss her off and give her more rope.

Provocation, abuse or diplomacy? I think diplomacy is best. Shrug
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:24:22 »

just ignore it, you're mate is probably horrifically embarrased. or tell her that germany just scored the best goal ever and you really  wouldn't have wanted anyone to miss it.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:29:28 »

Sadly I suspect she thinks she's being funny and "laddish". Set fire to her shed.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:30:26 »

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Sadly I suspect she thinks she's being funny and "laddish". Set fire to her head.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:31:36 »

tell her youhave always fancied her, that should set a cat amongst the pigeons
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:34:07 »

I could do that, but then if she reciprocates i'll be in fear of my life.

Amusingly her shed recently burnt down Paul.

I like that idea axs, except i have no video or dvd recorder. I could've used a camcorder i suppose, but i also don't own one of those.

Oh i forgot to say, they're soon to be married and i'm best man as well. I might use my speech to tell him to hurry up and get a divorce.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:37:03 »

ok so they are going out? why dont you go round there house and rob just her things?
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:38:23 »

I'll go around and shit in her pillows. Or tampons, not sure which.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:38:57 »

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I'll go around and shit in her pillows. Or tampons, not sure which.


how do you shit in a tampon?
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:39:47 »

its all about the applicator
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:40:53 »

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I'll go around and shit in her pillows. Or tampons, not sure which.


how do you shit in a tampon?


Drill holes in them and use a funnel? (Preferably after a curry)
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:43:33 »

Shit in the applicators, that'd be funny. I was thinking of the box. To be honest i wasn't actually thinking of either, i don't want to give her a reason to hate me, i prefer her having no ammo and trying to get a bite out of me.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:52:31 »

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I could do that, but then if she reciprocates i'll be in fear of my life.

Amusingly her shed recently burnt down Paul

See it's not just you then is it? She's obviously annoyed someone else recently who took the entirely reasonable step of a warning shed-burning
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:53:15 »

I'd have sent something along the lines of:

"Considering you asked so nicely, it's unfortunate I don't have a VCR"
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, June 19, 2008, 20:56:53 »

You're thinking along the same lines as me Simon. I'll compose something and send it, i nearly always have to reply to text messages.
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