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« on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 14:46:34 » |
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If you could modify your body to have one extra function, which wasn't something boring like superpowers, what would it be?
I'd like my left nipple to lactate delicious hot tea and my right nipple a Guinness dispenser, oh wait, maybe red wine instead of guinness, I might have to throw in a third nipple.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 14:59:22 » |
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wow that would be ace - I would want to sit next to you at matches and have hot nipple tea on cold matchdays
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 15:07:04 » |
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would you suckle, or squeeze into a mug?  |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 15:16:02 » |
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JFW can suckle.
Mine still aren't big enough to self suck, so I'd have to use a transportation container of some sort, I'm doing my best to grow them though.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 15:23:07 » |
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squuze hard enough and it'll surely squirt? no need for a cup!
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 15:31:33 » |
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i read somewhere recently that in ancient celtic culture those accused of a crime would often suckle the King's lils in a sign of deference.
Perhaps they could do the tea thing - it would explain a lot.
edit: actually, I didn't read it, it was on that documentary last week about mummified bodies found in peat bogs.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 17:48:14 » |
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I've always thought having a trunk like an elephant would be good, maybe not as long , but it would be ace fore snorting coke and such.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 18:33:03 » |
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Id like a tail
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 18:41:23 » |
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A set of gills would be awesome for when I snorkelling, well I wouldn't need the snorkel any more then would I!
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 19:19:27 » |
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Wings.
If i had wings, i could fly,
Let me contemplate,
I glanced in the cut,
And i see my homie Nate.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 19:26:01 » |
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wow that would be ace - I would want to sit next to you at matches and have hot nipple tea on cold matchdays I'm slightly concerned as to where the milk would come from. |
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 19:40:35 » |
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I think some of you could be genetically engineered to come up with more original self genetic engineering ideas  |
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 19:44:49 » |
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squuze hard enough and it'll surely squirt? no need for a cup! for fucks sake you've got a week off work, just go round bens and suck him dry |
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 19:58:01 » |
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Wings.
If i had wings, i could fly,
Let me contemplate,
I glanced in the cut,
And i see my homie Nate. And the dirty great arse of a crow...hmmm, where should I fly? |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, June 16, 2008, 21:52:31 » |
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I think a prehensile tail would be cool.
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