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« on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 16:21:15 »

I fucking hate them. Each one I encounter through work is on the fucking scam and therefore giving me more work to do! Fuck off you cunts! I will get you all in the end! :evil:
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 16:24:19 »

We have a funny little man from Ghana who keeps ringing Cass at work approx 5 times a day - I keep telling he one day hes going to turn up on her doorstep with his belongs in a knotted hankerchief tied to a stick asking for shelter
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 16:33:09 »

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We have a funny little man from Ghana who keeps ringing Cass at work approx 5 times a day - I keep telling he one day hes going to turn up on her doorstep with his belongs in a knotted hankerchief tied to a stick asking for shelter


Does he send emails asking to use her bank account to transfer money to  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 16:34:41 »

Nigerians are OK, there are loads in Bangkok and they sell good coke.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 16:42:29 »

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Nigerians are OK, there are loads in Bangkok and they sell good coke.


What Coca Cola...do you not have supermarkets there then  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 17:09:21 »

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Nigerians are OK, there are loads in Bangkok and they sell good coke.


What Coca Cola...do you not have supermarkets there then  Soapy Tit Wank


They do yes, which is fortunate as supermarkets and convenience stores are a good place to take delivery of said narcotics.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 17:52:11 »

Nigerians are by their nature scam artists even doctors are at it.  

I've come across a couple that are ok but it's almost regional/tribal thing that these guys don't share the rip-off gene of their compatriots.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 18:40:37 »

Nigerians are okay it's the Malawians you need to look out for, there's hundreds of them about these days.  I blame Kondwani Mwangulube, although Nolence Mwangwego must take some of the wrap.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 19:35:42 »

What type of wrap was it?
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 19:36:14 »

we'll never know, it's been taken.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 19:37:00 »

Damn you Nolence, you stole our wrap. Or maybe it never existed? Quite a scam.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 19:39:48 »

Funny isn't it?

If I said all jocks were alcoholic tramps, who love deep fried anything and smell of stale piss, I'd be accused of racism and stereotyping.

But it's alright to do it to Nigerians and Malawians............
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 19:41:10 »

you'd have thought it would be the other way round.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 22:27:19 »

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Funny isn't it?

If I said all jocks were alcoholic tramps, who love deep fried anything and smell of stale piss, I'd be accused of racism and stereotyping.

But it's alright to do it to Nigerians and Malawians............


Fucking hell hertha!!

Like I've ever met any malawians in my life, it was the most random African country I could think of to be honest.  Nolence and Kondwani have served me well.

As for the jock point, what's the difference between a Scottish wedding and a Scottish funeral.

One less drunk!!!!

Back to malawi, has anyone ever met a Malawian?  I haven't.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 22:34:01 »

No but i had John Fashunu on the phone earlier!
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