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« on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 21:24:32 »

Been driving around Cornwall in my lorry again this week,visiting some stunning places and ive come to realise how the locals see Cornwall as there own and indeed many believe they are not English.While speaking to a man helping me unload the window frames i was delivering to his house he told me how much he disliked the English and that Cornwall should be independent,and that he blames the English for the death of Cornwalls local industries...so when i asked him why he didnt order his window frames from a local maker,not from Barnsley he shrugged and said well they were the cheapest i could find..enough said really!!!
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 21:34:45 »

The CNLA aren't exactly the scariest separatist group in the world. Pasties are nice though.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 21:50:13 »

I used to give one to a Cornish bird, who came from a tiny place called Pendeen, which is right down the end of Cornwall near St Just.  Her family ran a restaurant called the Tin Mine Tavern.....she seemed to quite like the English.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 09:37:30 »

My missus has family in Cornwall and they intensely dislike the English and refuse to be called English but only Cornish...twats.

As for the CNLA they have actually been doing a lot of burning down of holiday homes of the English, even setting fire to Mr Steins gastro pub in Padstow and hes a nationalised Conrishman!

Bloody Celts!
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 09:49:45 »

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a nationalised Conrishman!



If only he and his bloody expensive chip shop were state-owned...
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 09:55:18 »

Oh god tell me about it!

£6.70 for battered cod TAKEAWAY!

£7.50 for battered plaice TAKEAWAY!

£10.95 for battered monkfish TAKEAWAY!

And £1.95 for a bloody chip butty!
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 10:21:07 »

those stupid cunts should realise that if nobody took holidays in their county there would be virtually no jobs for them.

cornwall's a bastard to drive round in the summer.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 16:54:01 »

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I used to give one to a Cornish bird, who came from a tiny place called Pendeen, which is right down the end of Cornwall near St Just.  Her family ran a restaurant called the Tin Mine Tavern.....she seemed to quite like the English.


as did the girl i went out with who lived in perranporth, nice place.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 17:21:53 »

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I used to give one to a Cornish bird, who came from a tiny place called Pendeen, which is right down the end of Cornwall near St Just.  Her family ran a restaurant called the Tin Mine Tavern.....she seemed to quite like the English.


I'm off to Sennen cove at the end of next week a bit further down towards Land's End. St Just has a fucking great Indian takeaway..Hmmmmmmmmm
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 17:23:29 »

I never knew that but if i am honest i could not give a fuck
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 18:13:41 »

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I used to give one to a Cornish bird, who came from a tiny place called Pendeen, which is right down the end of Cornwall near St Just.  Her family ran a restaurant called the Tin Mine Tavern.....she seemed to quite like the English.


as did the girl i went out with who lived in perranporth, nice place.


 I see a pattern emerging here...
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 18:18:23 »

all cornish girls like the English and all the men hate them?
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 18:22:15 »

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all cornish girls like the English and all the men hate them?


 In one...clearly they prefer a bit of Saxon sausage, to the Celtic variety, hence the cause of resentment.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 18:23:28 »

yes, obviously I have no Celtic heritage in the slightest.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 18:25:36 »

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yes, obviously I have no Celtic heritage in the slightest.


 Obviously.
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