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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 12:24:58 » |
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Please demonstrate how you would pick your nose and sing tunelessly whilst in a queue of traffic.
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 12:28:58 » |
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We didn't have to do that in my day... :old: It was well annoying that put all that shit in as I was doing my driving lessons. I book my theory test and next driving lesson I'm told they've added a hazard perception test into it, my driving instructor has never seen it....and none of his students have taken it yet! Book my pracitcal test, get told a week before that I will be asked questions about what is in the bonnet and all that jaz.... |
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 12:33:00 » |
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That sounds like your instructor was being shit. Surely he should have known they were bringing this new thing in? I don't think they suddenly went "Surprise".
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 12:43:29 » |
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my instructor had labelled everything on the inside of the bonnet. apparently the testers hated it but could do nothing about it  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 12:46:15 » |
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I got the test the horn is working and how do you check the washer levels. Piece of piss
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 13:09:03 » |
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Show me how you think you can still drive while yakking to your fuckwit mate on your mobile and using the rearview to check your lippie's OK Oh I could do that easy - I practise every night on the way home from work  |
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 13:09:37 » |
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Oh and please dont call my friends Fuckwits  |
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 14:35:04 » |
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I don't even remember what I was asked. I took enough tests so was probably asked most of those actually!
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 14:36:58 » |
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How would you check the engine oil and tell me how you would demonstrate the power stearing is working. Bumbled my way through 'em
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 14:39:39 » |
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Where's the dipstick on a post van  |
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 14:40:23 » |
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How would you check the engine oil and tell me how you would demonstrate the power stearing is working. Bumbled my way through 'em Pass? |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 14:40:42 » |
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Yeah. woop
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 14:40:51 » |
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Did you pass then Dave?
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 14:41:11 » |
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Where's the dipstick on a post van Sat behind the steering wheel. BOOM BOOM |
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 14:53:58 » |
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Did you pass then Dave? Yeah, despite breaking the speed limit and going through a red light |
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