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« on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 12:54:22 » |
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Can't make food in kitchen until I clean up because it's a horrible mess.
Can't clean up kitchen until I eat because I'm weak from hunger.
I'm not sure I'm going to make it people.
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 12:56:50 » |
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Eat the mess as you clean it.
If it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 12:57:07 » |
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Get a takeaway
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flammableBen
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:03:48 » |
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Eat the mess as you clean it.
If it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger. A mixture of used coffee and baby food has damaged my insides for 5hp. It has left me feeling a bit dizzy. I will suffer a penalty of 2 to my dexterity for a period of 5 turns. |
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:07:40 » |
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Find sugar from cupboard, take 2 spoonfuls to replenish dexterity and increase productivity by 1
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:10:14 » |
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Sugar consumed. Dexterity restored. However -1 penalty to wisdom as I rush into things without thinking.
Mission clearing up: 50% complete.
Status:
Weak from hunger (-1 to Constitution and Strength)
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:14:01 » |
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A roll on a D20 has revealed a random encounter with a wandering monster!
The Miniature Giant Spider
Armour Class: 10
HP : 1/1
Special attacks: Scuttle Annoyingly.
Spider uses it's special attack to Scuttle Annoyingly. It hits for 0 hit point damage.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:14:17 » |
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I know how you feel Ben I have low blood sugar today
my fault for drinking three litres of squash yesterday
it was 36 degrees on poolside though
Have some hot sweet tea
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:25:34 » |
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I know how you feel Ben I have low blood sugar today
my fault for drinking three litres of squash yesterday
it was 36 degrees on poolside though
Have some hot sweet tea I suffer a critical miss with hot water. Hit for 5hp damage Spider Scuttles annoyingly. Hits for 0hp damage Very weak from hunger (-3 to Constitution and Strength) |
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:27:13 » |
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eat the spider
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:28:11 » |
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No.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:32:42 » |
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oh fuck it.
Spider too small, replenishes next to no hunger due to it's size.
The horror of your actions leaves a permanent scar on your personality (permanent -1 to Charisma and Wisdom).
Very weak from hunger (-3 to Constitution and Strength)
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:33:34 » |
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*TEF Disclaimer*
The nerdism displayed in this thread is not condoned by the Boards owners and in no way represents either Swindon Town or the TEF.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:35:24 » |
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Sorry Yeovil.
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