Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #30 on: Monday, June 2, 2008, 16:20:22 » |
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Halloumi is a nice cheese grilled.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, June 2, 2008, 16:21:57 » |
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I don't like Brie either
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, June 2, 2008, 16:35:51 » |
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oh my god I was going to write Stilton is the king of cheese
me and Reg are made for each other Sorry JFW.....I just don't have any more room for another woman in my life right now  |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, June 2, 2008, 17:20:14 » |
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I think we should do a TEF sweepstake on how long it'll be before Ben gets a job. I'm sure there are enough members to cover the number of weeks. Unless Ben plans on being unemployed for more than 20 years. Actually can I have 2-3 weeks? |
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axs
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, June 2, 2008, 17:28:43 » |
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do you know something we don't?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, June 2, 2008, 17:33:17 » |
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I'll tell you later. I thought I had more chips than I do. Don't suppose you could bring a spare box or two with you?
Anyone else fancy some quiet poker round mine? Taking advantage of a free house.
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axs
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, June 2, 2008, 17:37:25 » |
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okey doke.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, June 2, 2008, 18:02:46 » |
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Anyone else fancy some quiet poker round mine? Taking advantage of a free house. I would but I have to go and see the vicar about the wedding. |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, June 2, 2008, 23:07:17 » |
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axs is cunt.
all in, I have A(h)8(s) he has 62(both h). Heart heart heart comes out on the flop. do I hit the extra heart to make a better flush. No. He's a cunt. and what was he doing going all in with that shit anyway.
Cunt
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strooood
As black as Patrick from EastEnders who is officially the blackest man on the planet.
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, June 2, 2008, 23:57:53 » |
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u deserve it for A8 off suit though im afraid.
worst beat of my life last night...
was heads up, i was short stacked by about 2-1. i get AJ suited on my big blind and go all in, he called with 52 off suit...
flop A,A,3
sweet trip aces on the flop
turn something unimportant
river 4
:x
oh well, cashed 5 tourneys in a row now, up about 25 quid tonight
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officially blacker than the night.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #40 on: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 07:11:32 » |
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My mate was telling me about a game he played on Sunday night with a group of friends. He got down to the last two and got 7,3 off suit, the other fella had 7,K suited. My mate, having a shit hand, checked expecting to get raised but the other fella checked as well. Flop comes out; 7,3,A. Now having two pair, my mate bet big and the other fella thinking he had an ok hand with pocket 7s raised. My mate re-raised, other fella goes all in. Turn was something shit like a 9, at this point my mate's thinking he's won the £160 pot when a K comes out on the river. At this point my mate lost it and knocked the pot stack all over the table  |
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Ardiles
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Stirlingshire Reds
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« Reply #41 on: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 07:31:20 » |
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You should get in touch with Leroy & Riddel on myonlyswindon.com - much more their territory.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #42 on: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 10:47:05 » |
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Can someone teach me how top play poker?
is it difficult? I dont have much paitience
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #43 on: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 10:48:16 » |
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I'll teach you to play strip poker  |
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JPC82
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« Reply #44 on: Tuesday, June 3, 2008, 10:49:39 » |
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I'll teach you to play strip poker that would only be good for 1 of u tho!! Sam is a hunk, JFW wud be lucky to play  |
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