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dell boy

« on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:43:54 »

In a recent survey, people from Liverpool have proved to be the most people likely to have had sex in the shower!

In the survey, a whopping 86% of Liverpudlians said they have had sex in the shower.



The other 14% said they hadn't ever been to prison !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #1 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:45:12 »

Very good dell.

Whats black and runs into walls
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dell boy

« Reply #2 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:46:33 »

Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop"
Very good dell.

Whats black and runs into walls

I dont know, what is black and runs into walls?
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #3 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:48:26 »

Stevie wonder
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:49:49 »

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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:50:00 »

You can't beat the old ones.

Two parrots sitting on a perch.

One turns to the other and says 'Do you smell fish?'
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #6 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:52:27 »

Cheesy

What does the average pakistani weigh?




Sweets
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:56:57 »

Two fish swimming (Obviously)

One swims right into a wall, the other one says, 'DAMN!'
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dell boy

« Reply #8 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 11:06:33 »

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, who produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as PINO MORE  


You heard it through the grapevine!!! Tongue
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strooood
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 11:30:48 »

i tried some of that new wookie meat for dinner last night...


tasted alright, just a bit chewie.
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officially blacker than the night.
JPC82

« Reply #10 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 11:36:30 »

i went to town yesterday to look for a pair of those camouflage trousers yesterday

couldnt see any anywhere
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 11:47:02 »

try debenhams.
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 14:58:29 »

I pour whiskey on my lawn once a week....so it comes up half cut!
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 15:01:40 »

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i tried some of that new wookie meat for dinner last night...


tasted alright, just a bit chewie.

 Soapy Tit Wank

Surely Chewie is the best Star wars character  Cool
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There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
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dell boy

« Reply #14 on: Saturday, May 24, 2008, 15:02:15 »

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I pour whiskey on my lawn once a week....so it comes up half cut!





When you pour it, sing along
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