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« Reply #30 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:48:06 »

oh i worked it out, JCP82 was enjoying a particularly vigorous reach around he got damaged
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:53:23 »

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Locust, scorpion, tarantula, snake. ants, chickens feet and head, and all sorts off other creepy creepy crawlies.

I refused to eat dancing shrimp salad (consisting of LIVE baby shrimp), and fully formed chicks straight from the egg...... RAW.
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Ostrich burgers are the most bizzare thing I have eaten. Apart from maybe PlayDoh when I was a kid! Soapy Tit Wank


Ostrich burgers are great...and pretty healthy too.  On the plus side Sainsbury's (I think) have started selling Biltong.  Yay!
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JPC82

« Reply #32 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:55:03 »

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oh i worked it out, JCP82 was enjoying a particularly vigorous reach around he got damaged


safe to say the lucky lady wasnt to pleased about being covered in blood  :?
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:56:46 »

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i split my foreskin having sex FUCKING OUCH! blood everywhere



HAHAHAHAHA unlucky fella

i enjoyed the danger/pain/pleasure of wanking with a snapped banjo string..does this make me wrong?


its not nice , is it
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:56:47 »

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oh i worked it out, JCP82 was enjoying a particularly vigorous reach around he got damaged


safe to say the lucky lady wasnt to pleased about being covered in blood  :?


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« Reply #35 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:57:07 »

Ha Ha do you call your hand lady?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:57:38 »

I bet he was gutted he ruined his porn magazine
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JPC82

« Reply #37 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:59:08 »

i wish i did rip it whilst having a wank, less embarrasing
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #38 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:59:46 »

Is it wrong that i want to bully you :?

I have never bullied anyone before
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 19:00:11 »

Back to the whole food thing - crocodile, kudu (deer), ostrich.

all highly recomended.
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JPC82

« Reply #40 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 19:00:29 »

carry on pal, i can take it
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 19:00:41 »

i'm quite enjoying it

there's not been a forum-wide bullying campaign for ages
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 19:00:45 »

Bet you can
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 19:01:16 »

whilst getting your vigorous reach around?
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JPC82

« Reply #44 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 19:02:34 »

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whilst getting your vigorous reach around?


yeah
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