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« Reply #15 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 17:35:35 » |
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whats worse was when they tried chatting birds up for me and my cousin, i can do it myself thanks dad.
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 17:40:11 » |
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I once gave GFM a drink of piss, the sick fucker drank it
The wporst thing I eat was a posh girl on holiday, her minnie was rather nice but the next day around the pool I found a pubic hair in my mouth - wrong
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 17:58:09 » |
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Kangaroo isn't very nice I loved kangeroo when I was in Oz, lovely on the bbq! Maybe it was just this particular steak, but it was too chewy. |
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Chubbs
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 17:59:46 » |
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Any had tripe? I dont know why but i liked it as a kid.
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:19:12 » |
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when i was 13 i went on a school trip in wales. After a days caving i had a shower which was down the hall way from my room. I couldnt be arsed to get dressed so wrapped a towel round me and thought id leg it to my room, anyway there were a group of the schools "hot girls" sat outside and they thought it would be funny to whip my towel off leaving me butt naked! what made it worse was my room door was locked so i was running around with my little acorn out and some major ribbing for the rest of the week! bastards!
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:23:17 » |
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Once whilst drunk in the housing estate thing by rouge and the spot i stroked a cat and shouted out at the top of my voice that i'd touched pussy. Im sorry old town.
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:26:05 » |
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Didn't enjoy kangaroo one meat like chewing rubber. Wild boar or Impala are probably my favourite 'exotics' while croc really is a chicken/bacon hybrid.
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:32:17 » |
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i split my foreskin having sex FUCKING OUCH! blood everywhere
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:33:07 » |
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Which player?
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:33:29 » |
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Which player? good one titch |
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Batch
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:34:24 » |
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You've been going to the cheap restaurants, good roo isn't chewy  What got me is it was quite a strong taste, and my brain rebelled against eating Skippy so the Mrs ate it. |
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:39:42 » |
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Which player? good one titch If you wanna act the big one let us know who you are. |
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:46:25 » |
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i split my foreskin having sex FUCKING OUCH! blood everywhere HAHAHAHAHA unlucky fella i enjoyed the danger/pain/pleasure of wanking with a snapped banjo string..does this make me wrong? |
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:47:01 » |
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i split my foreskin having sex FUCKING OUCH! blood everywhere Are you aware that wanking is not sex? |
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, May 19, 2008, 18:47:58 » |
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i split my foreskin having sex FUCKING OUCH! blood everywhere HAHAHAHAHA unlucky fella i enjoyed the danger/pain/pleasure of wanking with a snapped banjo string..does this make me wrong? never known pain like it |
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