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Don Rogers Shop

« on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:02:32 »

Is fucking weird, the directors and half the staff are out today so only 3 of us in the office at the moment.

He just popped up from behind his desk with his trousers round his knees his Penis between his legs and asked if we like his Fanny  :?
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:04:21 »

get a new job mate.
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:05:32 »

:shock:  

are there women in the office too?

i echo what jayphaitchenn says, get out while you can!
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #3 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:07:08 »

Me and some other girl in the office, granted i fucking pissed myself
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:09:08 »

indeed, i would so the same.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:11:33 »

where i used to work we had a black dude and every day at 3 o'clock, he would stand up and start doing the moonwalk across the factory floor  

he said it was his afternoon excersise.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:14:18 »

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Is fucking weird, the directors and half the staff are out today so only 3 of us in the office at the moment.

He just popped up from behind his desk with his trousers round his knees his Penis between his legs and asked if we like his Fanny  :?


   

Thats the greatest thing I've ever heard.

My gaffer's ace, we went to Gloucester vs Bath last week on a corporate day which was basically over - as far as expenses were concerned - at 7pm as the rugby and post-game bevvies were done, but still ended up going for a chinese a night out on the company with 3 or 4 customers and 3 of us from the office... all on the boss.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:15:56 »

that's funny.

But if HR hear about it don't be surprised to get a visit from sexual harrasment panda.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:23:08 »

The girl in your office can never be fired now.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:25:44 »

Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop"
Me and some other girl in the office, granted i fucking pissed myself


Have you had a sex change?
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:31:48 »

Have you got any jobs? sounds like my kind of environment
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:32:26 »

Thats a bit wrong - Im trying to think how I would react if one of my bosses did that!

Half my office is in Dubai - I brought my jewellery box in today and tided it up (I was also looking for a missing earring) - now cleaning the fridge in the office kitchen

Im having a "nesting" friday
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 15:33:22 »

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Is fucking weird, the directors and half the staff are out today so only 3 of us in the office at the moment.

He just popped up from behind his desk with his trousers round his knees his Penis between his legs and asked if we like his Fanny  :?


Did the young lady not find it offencive then and want to report the perv ?
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #13 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 15:37:00 »

Nah they all get on well here and know what he is like
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 15:37:18 »

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Half my office is in Dubai

That's one hell of a big office
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