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« Reply #45 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 20:05:58 » |
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Jeremy Beadle was having a wank and thought to himself, "my cock's a bit small, but on the other hand its fuckin' massive
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« Reply #46 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:21:05 » |
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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
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« Reply #47 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:27:38 » |
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Just when you thought Maddy McCann was hide and seek champion of the world, some Austrian bitch goes and beats her by 23 years.
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« Reply #48 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:31:03 » |
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What have Colin McRae and Michael Jackson got in common?
They've both had kids go down on their choppers.
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« Reply #49 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:34:06 » |
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What do you call a woman running across a strawberry field with no knickers on?
A Jammy cunt
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« Reply #50 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:34:33 » |
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Choked.
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« Reply #51 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:37:49 » |
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The sad state of children in Britain has been blamed on poor family foundations.
The sad state of children in China is simply blamed on poor foundations.
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« Reply #52 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:45:06 » |
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Read some of the worst rated jokes.... :|
"Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side and peck the shit outta your mums pussy!"
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« Reply #53 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 22:26:24 » |
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I see what you mean Rich!
A mother asks her son if he wanted a frozen pizza for his dinner. "No," he replies, "I want it warmed up a bit." :|
I once met a frenchman who could fight, a welshman who didn't fuck sheep, a blonde who could at 2+2, an emo who wasn't crying, and a muslim who wasn't set to blow, all in one day! This was after being K.O'd with a spade, once I woke up it was back to normal. :|
What's small and blonde and fucks your mum? Me in a Maddie costume :|
Two guys in a bar havin a quiet drink.
One says to the other - hey lets go to a strip bar or summink im bored here
the other man was just about to agree when his phone rings...after a few minutes he puts the phone down and says to his friend
im sorry buddy, but i got to go home, lets save it for anouther night eh
to which his friend replies, what its onli 8, who was it on the phone, your mummy?
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« Reply #54 on: Saturday, May 17, 2008, 10:08:25 » |
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Alright you cunts i have clicked the fuckin link i dont need to read through 4 pages of the same jokes.
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« Reply #55 on: Saturday, May 17, 2008, 10:25:53 » |
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Some of those were brilliant fella's!!! Good find.
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« Reply #56 on: Saturday, May 17, 2008, 11:30:01 » |
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Alright you cunts i have clicked the fuckin link i dont need to read through 4 pages of the same jokes. Erm, don't then. They were being put up here for those who couldn't get on or couldn't be arsed to scroll through it all |
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« Reply #57 on: Sunday, May 18, 2008, 09:29:16 » |
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Lazy bastards
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