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« Reply #30 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:01:57 » |
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Why should you never shag a midget with learning difficulties?
It's not big and it's not clever.
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:09:53 » |
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A cannibal was standing at the side of the road next to a pile of shit weeping,whats the problem asks a concerned policeman...its nothing says the cannibal ive just dumped the missus!
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:18:53 » |
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:29:04 » |
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A horse walks into a bar.
The barman asks: So why the long face?
The horse says: Iv'e got AIDS.
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:29:43 » |
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:30:14 » |
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A priest, a paedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:31:15 » |
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A man is lying in bed with his wife when she rolls over and says, "Say something dirty to me." He replies, "The Dishes."  |
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:32:18 » |
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What would Peter Crouch be if he wasn't a Premiership footballer?
a virgin
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:39:49 » |
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A man is playing golf with a ball that costs 100 pounds,whats so good about it asks his playing partner,well if you hit it in the water it will float to the top,play in the snow and it will glow orange,but the best thing is if you hit it in the rough it will send a signal to your club so you can locate it....thats shit hot says his friend ware do you buy them,dont know says the man,i found it!
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:52:12 » |
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What's a Jew's ultimate dilemma?
Free pork.
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 19:37:51 » |
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What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're having a wank?
Your ears.
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 19:39:53 » |
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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 19:40:36 » |
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There was a blackout in my street last night...
Everyone Had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt!
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 19:43:10 » |
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Pakistani man on his death bed.
Sanjita,my wife are you here?
Yes my husband
My son and daughter are you here
Yes Papa
Then whos in the fucking shop
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 19:43:37 » |
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What does the average Paki weigh?
Sweets.
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