strooood
As black as Patrick from EastEnders who is officially the blackest man on the planet.
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« Reply #15 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:27:54 » |
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how many people with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
do you want to go on a bikeride?
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officially blacker than the night.
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Ben Wah Balls
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 15:26:12 » |
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A teenager in Bridgend was saved from serious injury when he fell 30 feet from a balcony this morning. A police spokesman said "Good job he had that rope around his neck or he would have broken his legs".
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 15:28:00 » |
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I've got an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.  |
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reeves4england
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We'll never die!
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 16:48:41 » |
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This one is fucking ace:
"I like this prank- go to google, type "French Military Victories" in the search box, and hit "I'm feeling lucky." See what comes up...." That's been my desktop background for a couple of months now  |
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:00:04 » |
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This one is fucking ace:
"I like this prank- go to google, type "French Military Victories" in the search box, and hit "I'm feeling lucky." See what comes up...." That's been my desktop background for a couple of months now Tis great innit. You could not ask for a better result. Also, go to www.imdb.com and search "Wanker" |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:04:01 » |
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Tis great innit. You could not ask for a better result. Also, go to www.imdb.com and search "Wanker" |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:05:19 » |
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How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:07:51 » |
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The hunchback of Notre Damm walks into a bar,and says OUCH then asks for a good quality whiskey..Bells ok says the barman...mind your own fukin buisness says the hunchback!
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:08:03 » |
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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:11:00 » |
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Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia. Hwoeever, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:14:12 » |
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I laughed very loud at this one:
What do you call two gay Muslims?
Rhammit and Jhammit
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:15:00 » |
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This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency, after recieving his money he asks "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less yuans in return?"
The banker says "Fluctuations"
The chinese guy replies... "Fluck you Blitish too"
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:16:03 » |
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Police are investigating the bigger picture of Mark Speight's death. It was sent in by 11 year old Susie from Reading.
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:26:22 » |
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One for Arriba:
A guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. As the copper is writing up the ticket, the guy asks...
"Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?"
"Yes" replies the cop.
He then asks, "Can you arrest me for thinking something?"
"No" replies the cop.
"Well then," says the man, "I think you're a cunt!"
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:47:38 » |
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keep em comming guys
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