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« on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:15:12 » |
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http://www.sickipedia.org/alljokes/2Just tons of sick/adult jokes really. I like this one: A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons' innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect."
To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:17:25 » |
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Blocked at work but that one made me laugh profusely.
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:23:08 » |
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 a speeding one..... :evil: whats the difference between a womans pussy, and a cop hid in the trees with speed gun? you can see the cunt behind the bush on a woman. |
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:29:34 » |
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How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:32:21 » |
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What does a ginger miss most about parties? The invitation.  (Sorry axs) |
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:39:42 » |
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Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China? Everybody won. There's 1001 pages of this stuff and I'm only on page 6. |
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:40:31 » |
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Another:
What is the most stupid animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
I'm loving this shit.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:48:01 » |
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Right at the top of the page....
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 13:10:19 » |
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Whats the first sign of madness? Suggs walking up your driveway!  |
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 13:11:46 » |
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 13:13:49 » |
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That's village's joke that is.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 13:50:51 » |
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Baby seal walks into a club...... (that's Sussex's joke that is)
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:00:39 » |
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statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.  sorry! |
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:01:48 » |
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:08:37 » |
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This one is fucking ace:
"I like this prank- go to google, type "French Military Victories" in the search box, and hit "I'm feeling lucky." See what comes up...."
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