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« Reply #15 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 13:01:14 »

I'm not getting on my high horse or ought but I have a difficult time at work through people bullying me in different ways and I was bullied all through school so I don't like to see or hear other people being bullied.
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 13:02:26 »

It is good to have banter at work.  In my old job it passed the day but here the banter is borderline harrassment.  Sad
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 13:04:04 »

Sorry to hear that Birdy.

We have a singing Elvis look a like postman too, he is auditioning for X Factor next week  Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 13:05:40 »

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Sorry to hear that Birdy.

We have a singing Elvis look a like postman too, he is auditioning for X Factor next week  Cheesy


ha ha ace.
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 13:05:51 »

When it was brand new, we used to clean the sliding patio door in the summer then call my little brother down stairs with some excuse like "the ice-cream van's here".
He come running down at full pelt for the back garden and smack straight into the glass - comic genius and he never learnt  
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 13:07:52 »

Not visual but my wife (demonstrating her natural blondeness), once answered in a quiz that "The Gambia" was a newspaper
It still makes me laugh  
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 13:11:13 »

A guy at work said he was out shopping with his Mrs and he spotted a coat and said ''Thats cashmere, good price for that.''

She replied ''I thought it was by them.''  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 13:14:52 »

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Sorry to hear that Birdy.

We have a singing Elvis look a like postman too, he is auditioning for X Factor next week  Cheesy


Singing "Return to sender" no doubt ?
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 15:01:39 »

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That’s what I thought Birdy although at my old place I told some girl that she had to say out loud how many pieces of paper she was putting through the shredder as it was Voice activated.

Every 10 seconds you would hear Eight….. Seven……. Six


Think the funniest thing for me was STFCTownenda in Amsterdam for the Scotland game. He was shitfaced and tried to get a train to Glasgow with the theory that it must stop in Swindon.

Bet I know what his funniest moment is too!

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« Reply #24 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 16:55:32 »

i once overheard a conversation between two old blokes

"alright tom how are ya"
"not bad thanks"
"how old are you know?"
"84"
"oh...............going to die soon then"

it was the casual way they both accepted it that was funny, not the subject itself
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 21:48:24 »

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Sorry to hear that Birdy.

We have a singing Elvis look a like postman too, he is auditioning for X Factor next week  Cheesy


shame hes no good.
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 22:23:09 »

There was a bloke at my work who was featured in a programme on channel 4: In Search of Mr Average it was called.

I think it's lucky he already had another job lined up before it was shown because we gave him a bit of a ribbing in the week or two after.
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 22:31:14 »

Funniest thing ive ever seen is Ralphy at Walsall
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 06:23:38 »

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I'm not getting on my high horse or ought but I have a difficult time at work through people bullying me in different ways and I was bullied all through school so I don't like to see or hear other people being bullied.


I'm with you birdy. I was never bullied, but my sisters both received varying degrees of bullying, so people being out of line, can touch a nerve.
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 07:36:32 »

I was bullied at school till i was 14 so understand what you say but fine line between banter and bullying and Ralphy is a bully.
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