just woke up
got fucking hammered last night, puked up all morning
went to a gayish cabaret club night last night with a girl called julie, it was kind of a first date, thank fuck she has a sense of humour. first act at club was a female stripper who was wearing a tony blair mask, she was waving a 12 inch dildo about, one of the most unnerving things i have ever seen.
did alright though, julie has only just left.
I've been going out with a girl,
her name is Julie
But last night she said to me,
when we were watching telly
(This is what she said)
She said listen Mex, I love you
But there's this bloke, I fancy
I don't want to two time you,
so it's the end for you and me
Who's this bloke I asked her
Ralphy, she replied
Not THAT puff, I said dismayed
Yes but he's no puff she cried
(He's more of a man than you'll ever be)
Here we go, two three four
