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« on: Friday, April 25, 2008, 18:14:59 » |
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I was out for an after work beer earlier and my boss was there.
I can't remember how it came about but during a conversation I said something along the line of "It is an insult to the English to be called/considered to be Welsh" All meant in jest of coursee.
My boss promptly responds with "It's the same for us Welsh being considered English"
I had NO idea that my boss was Welsh (No accent and I have worked for him for under a month)
Thankfully he is damned good chap and we ended up having a good old chat about christiano roberto, as he is from Cardiff.
Has anybody else managed to shove their foot in their mouth recently?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, April 25, 2008, 20:07:53 » |
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A while back there was a man with one arm who was struggling to get something from off the shelf at work, so using my customer service skills i went over and asked if he would need any help. I wasn't really thinking though, and asked "Do you need a hand". Thankfully he saw the funny side!!
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, April 25, 2008, 20:08:10 » |
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All the time, I speak before thinking.
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, April 25, 2008, 20:15:43 » |
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I once told a blind man that "I'd keep an eye out for him" when he was next in work - but to be honest I thought it was quite funny.  |
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, April 25, 2008, 20:28:14 » |
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I said to a mum "your son has dropped his hat" she replied "my daughter, you mean". That's true.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, April 25, 2008, 23:29:19 » |
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I was once in a car with and friend and three of her friends who I didn't know, they mentioned a girl called Rachel, my friend said to me 'oh Andy knows Rachel don't you' I replied 'yeah, I wouldn't go there again', at this time it was pointed out to me that the driver of the car was her boyfriend.
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, April 26, 2008, 09:02:27 » |
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All the time, I speak before thinking. Yeah right !!!!  |
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, April 26, 2008, 10:01:17 » |
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Only last night, we're driving past the firestation on the way to Fred's and my missus makes a comment about one of the fireman. I said "it's alright, he's a ginger anyway" and promptly got hit over the back of the head by axs who I totally forgot was sitting in the back.
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, April 26, 2008, 14:11:10 » |
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My Dad's best mate's wife had had a baby. I bumped into her a while after and made small talk. Noticing she was was sporting a rather rotund shape i said, "I didn't know you were having another baby", she replied, "I'm not". |
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, April 26, 2008, 15:11:05 » |
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My Dad's best mate's wife had had a baby. I bumped into her a while after and made small talk. Noticing she was was sporting a rather rotund shape i said, "I didn't know you were having another baby", she replied, "I'm not". One of the girls in our office has been sporting a decidedly dodgy tum, all the engineers were asking each other "Is Emma pregnant?" Me, being me, decided to ask her!! Apparently, I learned, after a few expletives that she definitely is not!!! Oh, but she did tell me she was definitely going on a diet!! |
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, April 26, 2008, 17:36:46 » |
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My Dad's best mate's wife had had a baby. I bumped into her a while after and made small talk. Noticing she was was sporting a rather rotund shape i said, "I didn't know you were having another baby", she replied, "I'm not". Dont mock the firemen! |
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, April 26, 2008, 18:36:22 » |
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My Dad's best mate's wife had had a baby. I bumped into her a while after and made small talk. Noticing she was was sporting a rather rotund shape i said, "I didn't know you were having another baby", she replied, "I'm not". Dont mock the firemen! Taxi for tans |
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, April 26, 2008, 19:01:02 » |
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I was thinking along the lines of a bus, less likely to get ripped off.
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, April 26, 2008, 19:05:28 » |
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I dunno, if fares keep rising like they are taxi would probably be cheaper soon!
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, April 26, 2008, 20:55:12 » |
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Only last night, we're driving past the firestation on the way to Fred's and my missus makes a comment about one of the fireman. I said "it's alright, he's a ginger anyway" and promptly got hit over the back of the head by axs who I totally forgot was sitting in the back.  it was a very gentle hit (him and nic were giving me a lift) |
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