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« on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 10:32:31 »

We have just been doing some badges at work for a conference

some of the names...

Mike Michaels
a women called Tia Maria
and people with Rude sounding surnames - like cocks etc

There was a kid at my school called Buck Rogers (any of the Calne crew will back me up on this Im sure)

I remember once me and my friend were walking through Calne at night and we found Buck passed out in the road - when the police and ambulance turned up they asked if we knew his name and we told them "Buck Rogers" They were going to give us a caution for wasting police time as they thought we were messing around!  Soapy Tit Wank

anyone know/work with anyone else with a stupid name?
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 10:34:59 »

Ok, my mates are with lases her goes

Mr Pocock is with Ms Newdick
Mr Titcombe is with her sister

Thats true but ive never taken the piss?!?!
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 10:37:41 »

there was a gaylord in my paperwork the other week!
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 10:38:19 »

At an old place i used to work, they had a secret league table of people with stupid names. Some were too stupid to be real,  i mean really fucking crazy stupid, but they were.

My favourite was something like Vageena Twatt, i know both the first and last names were childishly organ related and the surname was definately Twatt with a double T, but i'm upset to say i can't remember the first name.

Oh and my mate knows some smack heads in the parks who called their kid Blue, and his surname is Curtain...  :-))(
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 10:39:03 »

Iona Nipl won the New York Times "funny name of 2008" the other week.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 10:39:21 »

Oh and there's a grave stone in Chiseldon Graveyard for Willy and Fanny Cox. We loved that as children.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 10:39:28 »

My mum once dated someone called Gordon Bennett.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 10:43:21 »

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Oh and there's a grave stone in Chiseldon Graveyard for Willy and Fanny Cox. We loved that as children.


   childish yet ace!
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 10:48:46 »

I used to work with some called Richard Head.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 10:52:03 »

Juan Kerr would be an unfortunate name
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 10:56:25 »

Mike Hunt is someone i want to meet.

Paul Backskin is one of those names we used to put on the register for supply teachers, along with Mike Hunt, Dawn Syndrome and Peter Phile. All of which still make me laugh, even though one's a little harsh and none really sound like what they're supposed to, but i can still remember teachers reading them out and crying with laughter.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:06:05 »

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Juan Kerr would be an unfortunate name



I use to work in Maidenhead with a guy called Wayne Kerr Cool
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:13:35 »

I had a client called Paul Mycoc
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:14:24 »

i saw a birthday peice for a bloke called ian cockhead in the adver once.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:19:11 »

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Juan Kerr would be an unfortunate name



I use to work in Maidenhead with a guy called Wayne Kerr Cool


Did he make ATE systems?
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