Short Jokes of the Day

[reeves4england]

What's brown and runny?

Linford Christie!

Love that one  


What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

[dell boy]

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible  car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly  six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.  Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies,  'Ma'am, you had twins..... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine; However,  they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately so your  brother Paddy came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh  suffering Jesus, no, not me brother he's a fecking clueless idiot...  Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's  name?'
' Denise' says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat  relieved, 'Wow, that's a really beautiful name, 'I guess I was wrong about  my brother', she thought....'I really like Denise.
Then she asks, '  What's the boy's name?'………………






The doctor replies ' Denephew  '

[STFC4LIFE]

I went out with a girl last week who told me she wanted to be 'treated like a princess'. So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove her into a wall.

[Barry Scott]

What's black, red and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the Iron.

[BANGKOK RED]

What's black, red and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the Iron.