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flammableBen

« on: Thursday, April 3, 2008, 22:37:59 »

I just ran over my own big toe with the wheels on my chair I was sat on.

I'm not in horrendous amount of pain.

Someone make the pain go away.
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, April 3, 2008, 22:43:42 »

It's numbing up now. That's going to be black tomorrow.

Thanks for the sympathy.
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sonic youth

« Reply #2 on: Thursday, April 3, 2008, 22:49:04 »

cut it off
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flammableBen

« Reply #3 on: Thursday, April 3, 2008, 22:50:33 »

Fuck that. My dream of being a professional footballer could never be realised if I didn't have my left big toe.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, April 3, 2008, 22:51:40 »

I feel wheely sorry for you Ben
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STFC Village

« Reply #5 on: Thursday, April 3, 2008, 22:52:02 »

Drink the pain away Ben, obvious
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sonic youth

« Reply #6 on: Thursday, April 3, 2008, 22:54:48 »

punch yourself in the face.
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flammableBen

« Reply #7 on: Thursday, April 3, 2008, 22:57:45 »

I'm having a night off the drink otherwise Village's suggestion would already be in progress.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, April 3, 2008, 22:59:29 »

Go for some Nutmeg I reckon
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flammableBen

« Reply #9 on: Thursday, April 3, 2008, 23:01:36 »

I've given up on that. One of my mates said he'd post be some free drugs but I think he was a bit off his head at the time.

Think I'll try and get to the post before my mum does tomorrow just in case.
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ajdavies

« Reply #10 on: Friday, April 4, 2008, 00:33:17 »

Quote from: "flammableBen"
I just ran over my own big toe with the wheels on my chair I was sat on.

I'm not in horrendous amount of pain.

Someone make the pain go away.


Your wheelchair?  
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, April 4, 2008, 06:24:22 »

Quote from: "flammableBen"
I just ran over my own big toe with the wheels on my chair I was sat on.

I'm not in horrendous amount of pain.

Someone make the pain go away.


quit whinging then.
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flammableBen

« Reply #12 on: Sunday, April 27, 2008, 20:47:27 »

Over 3 weeks later, and although the toe was just a bit bruised, some of the bottom of my nail is still black. Doesn't hurt or anything but I'm a bit worried there's been some horrible build up of mouldy blood somewhere which is going to result in amputation.

Actually I'm note really worried at all. I'm sure it will all be good.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, April 27, 2008, 20:51:25 »

Something similar happened to me a couple of years ago. My toe got stood on playing rugby and went all black and horrible, and it was still like that 3 months later. I just ripped the toe-nail off and it all went away, and their was a semi-new nail growing underneath anyway. Just too let you aware, i share your pain.
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flammableBen

« Reply #14 on: Sunday, April 27, 2008, 20:56:21 »

It doesn't hurt at all. That's why I'm guessing it's just some leaked blood or something stuck underneath.

It not the whole nail either, just about half of where the base of the nail connects to the skin.

I ain't ripping off no nail, that sounds like pain. Not unless I've taken some fairly heavy druggage first.
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